Responses to "Mr. President, your fly is open"

[salinen]

Russert: ah, Mr. President, your um, fly is open"

GB: Thanks Tim, I was hoping you'd notice.
GB: I have no knowledge of that.
GB: That's right, can you see Brownie?
GB: Geez, first the levee, now this.
GB: I thought maybe you'd want to talk to the Vice President.
GB: Dammit Mom.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. what about...

GB: 9/11
GB: Terrorism
GB: nukler
GB: Al-Qaeda
GB: Saddam
GB: WMD!!!!

[Blue-Jay]

2. "Now is not the time to point fingers at my fly."

"My fly will stay the course."

[Ladyhawk]

13. Good one.

:toast:

[johnnie]

3. GB: I'll zip it when I get off of vacation n/t

[steely]

4. I wouldn't know, I've been busy.

[u4ic]

5. It's HARD WORK zipping up

:eyes:

[WeRQ4U]

7. Dammit. You beat me to it.

I want 50%. Just kidding.

[WeRQ4U]

6. GB: "Zippin' my fly is... well it's hard work"

or perhaps

GB: "Clinton did it"

[Felix Mala]

8. We need to make our tax cuts permanent...

[Initech]

9. GB: Well, my fly is... not open. To open it would be... an act of terror.

[Rob H.]

10. Time lapse a-go-go

This week:

GB: If there is a 'barn door opener' in my administration, I want to know who it is. And if that person will not tell me to XYZPDQ, the person will be taken care of.

A year and a half from now:

GB: If someone other than myself committed a crime by unzipping my fly, they will no longer be in my administration.

[Liberalynn]

11. I thought I told Laura

to get all my pants alterted so they had Velcro instead of zippers. She knows I don't know how to work these technical things. :evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

12. W: "I know that."

Followed by that sleazy laugh-thing he does.