The Teflon Thread
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:14 PM
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Can't be jacked.
Can't be locked.
Nyah nyah nyah!
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:15 PM
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TXlib
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:22 PM
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6. Be more careful next time. |
Lady Freedom
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:16 PM
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2. Can I ask How that you can't be locked or jacked?? |
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:17 PM
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I declared it to be so, and it is so!
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:14 PM
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30. I once dated a guy who drove a Ford Fiat. |
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:15 PM
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31. Nice try, trying to sneak in an old tree. |
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But the thread remains unjacked.
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:20 PM
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4. why won't this thread stay open? |
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It keeps sliding down the screen...
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TXlib
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:22 PM
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5. Teflon has a coefficient of friction of 0.03 |
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The screen requires at least 0.23 to stick.
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:25 PM
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7. Can't be jacked? Even by the yak??? |
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Wed Nov-12-03 06:39 PM
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:43 PM
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Not with a tack.
Not by a bat. Not by a cat.
This thread just can't be jacked, I say.
Not by a frog. Not by a dog.
Not in a car. Not at the bar.
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:45 PM
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10. TO THE F*CKING MATTSIGNAL DAMMIT!! |
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ASSHOLES!!! UNTIE UNITE!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:46 PM
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Not even you can jack this thread.
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matcom
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:47 PM
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12. THE HELL YOU SAY! WHO HERE LIKES ARTICHOKES AND WHY?? |
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tell us WHY or WHY YOU DON'T like artichokes?
i want DETAILS!
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matcom
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:49 PM
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13. i personally LOVE artichokes! |
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artichokes Judea are YUMMY!
also like them steamed and the leaves peeled and dipped in mayo
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Mrs Matcom likes to dip her leaves in melted butter
discuss
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:20 PM
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32. I like artichokes. I quarter them and saute' them in butter and lemon. |
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My kids hate them, but I have gotten my husband to at least eat them.
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:20 PM
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33. Oh, I forgot, my kids will eat spinach though...and okra. |
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Go figure. Kids are strange, eh?
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:21 PM
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34. You're not fooling anybody. |
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Now run away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:50 PM
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14. Nobody gives a damn about artichokes. |
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Now, let's get back to discussing how this thread can't be jacked or locked.
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:51 PM
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15. even FRIED artichokes? |
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Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 05:51 PM by matcom
sprinkle some salt on them and they are like CANDY!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:52 PM
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16. Nice try. This thread is still unjackable. |
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:52 PM
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Looking for all of your favorite ARTICHOKE recipies!
:bounce:
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:54 PM
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18. Notice how jack attempts just slide off this thread? |
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:55 PM
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my posse is on their way. you don't take on M.A.T.C.O.M. and expect to WIN do you?
pppppbbbbbttttt
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:56 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 05:57 PM
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21. fool me once......shame on.... |
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....won't get um.....
YOU DA BITCH!!
:D
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:04 PM
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22. Just give up and walk away. You might be able to save face. |
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:06 PM
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23. i'll show you MY ASS! |
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and i'll tatoo YOUR face on it! :P
Artichokes are GREEN you know!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:08 PM
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25. You'll have to remove your head from it first. |
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I should reveal to everybody the anti-jacking technology...
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:22 PM
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37. Jackers of the world, UNITE!!! |
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:23 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:24 PM
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CHICKEN BUTTTTT!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:25 PM
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42. Have at you, scoundrel! |
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:26 PM
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43. Maybe thats what you are, then what am I???? |
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I'm rubber, you're glue
whatever you do bounces off me and sticks to you!!!!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:28 PM
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44. I shall rise above the pettiness. |
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Because from this height, I can drop heavy things on your head...
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:08 PM
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24. My yak eats broccoli and chocolate |
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His musky odor smells like ZombyCoffee.
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:08 PM
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26. So, you want some, too?! |
matcom
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:21 PM
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let's get Skittles to KICK HIS ASS!
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TXlib
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:22 PM
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36. Skittles can't jack this thread, either. |
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:23 PM
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38. oh, NOW you are GONNA GET IT! |
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you may have brass balls going up against SKITTLES but YOU ARE NOT A SMART MAN FOR DOING SO!
:spank:
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:24 PM
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I do not fear her.
Respect, yes. Fear, no.
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:50 PM
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45. Skittles even KICKS MY ASS |
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Of course, I WANT her too! :o :spank:
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Thu Nov-13-03 07:20 PM
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46. That's beside the point... |
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Namely, that this thread is UNJACKABLE!!!
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:10 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:10 PM
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Thu Nov-13-03 06:13 PM
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29. Threadjackers: 0. My unjackable thread: 29 |
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:22 PM
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47. TOMORROW - ON MOLTO MARIO!!!!! |
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Potato Tortelli Tagliatelle with Pancetta and Parsnips Lasagne
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:46 PM
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48. The Teflon Thread prevails! |
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