I want to create the worst Lounge thread ever

[jpgray]

But how?

[Fenris]

1. There are far too many contenders for that title.

[jpgray]

2. A Fenris reply... so far so good

:D

I don't know if it should be offensive, puerile, crazy, attention-whorish, or what.

[Fenris]

3. So many options!

I say attention-whorish AND crazy! :D

[nickgutierrez]

5. Attention-whorish is always a good (bad) start.

Your ' thread, for instance, was wonderfully bad.

[jpgray]

6. Now, was the copycat of that a lower or higher form of life?

[nickgutierrez]

8. Lower.

Which is why it needs to be an attention-whorish copycat thread.

[blondeatlast]

4. I think you've succeeded if it's the thread I think it is.

Kudos and pass the damn popcorn, m'kay?

[BikeWriter]

7. A man with ambition. I like it! :-)

[Floogeldy]

9. OH I did that months ago.

Amateur.

;)

[jpgray]

10. What pushed you over the top?

Incontinent use of the shift key, or a smiley placed one space below your message?

:think:

[Floogeldy]

12. Actually, . . .

. . . it was boredom. Sheer, excruciating, soulless boredom.

;)

[sundog]

11. i'm onto your little tricks

[sundog]

13. kick

[Zuni]

14. you could start with all caps

throw in some wild accusations, too much personal information and a long, melancholy rant about how great you are but underappreciated

[El Fuego]

15. By Jove, I THINK HE'S DONE IT!!!

[jpgray]

16. Do you really suppose the worst lounge thread would have you in it?

I don't think you're worst thread material, to be honest.

[El Fuego]

27. You're right, how silly of me!

What was I thinking????!!!!!!!

[swag]

17. Do you think I'll ever meet someone who loves me?

[jpgray]

20. Meaningless without a few nauseating replies

Aw, swag.

:hug::hug::hug:

You are the bee's knees covered with the cat's pyjamas marinated in ambrosia and garnished with diced knowledge tree apples.

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[sundog]

29. awww sure you will

:grouphug:

keep your chin up swag

[sundog]

18. kick

[progmom]

19. *burp*

:blush:






















'scuse me.

[AussieDave]

21. You just did.

How can you improve on perfection ???

[RandomKoolzip]

22. First, go fuck yourself.

Then, eat shit and die.

Then, vote for LaRouche.

Next, drink milk.


Lastly, Hail Satan.

[asthmaticeog]

23. Try using these words:

"Husband"

"Feet"

"Fritos"

[jpgray]

26. Yeah, I'm not sure anything could top that one (nt)

[JimmyJazz]

28. Ha ha ha! I should be angry with you - I had finally erased that mental

image from my brain. :rofl:

[Guaranteed]

24. This can't be taught all in one thread.

It takes many, many threads, in many, many forums, to master the "Worst Thread Ever."

It's a tasty treat, though, when one bites into it...

Never stop worsening, and never think you know it all.

[Telly Savalas]

25. Here's my shot at it

Attention-whorish and flamebait at the same time:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3995559