METAL UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

Kindly post your thoughtfully-worded responses below.

[Jamastiene]

1. Kill.Em.All.Metallica

[Initech]

2. I was going to make a completely crude joke about Manowar...

But I decided not to!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. Your discretion is appreciated.

This is a gentleman's thread. No cursing or coarseness will be permitted.

[enigmatic]

4. Curling is a more manly sport than boxing

trust me, I know:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

7. Your colon is confusing me...

Rather, your use of 'the colon' is confusing me. Is that really you, dude?

[enigmatic]

9. Nah

That's Randy Ferbey, the God of Curling up here in Canada. Unlike the other toip Curlers that look like toned, humorless prigs, he drinks like Bukowski, looks like a Bus Driver, and is the Hero of middle-aged guys everywhere up here...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

11. Doesn't seem like the type of sport you'd have to be in shape for....

I like that the phrase "God of Curling" even exists!

[enigmatic]

13. You're not supposed to be

But there are some that have tried to disney-fy it to have it more palatable to those in the big cities, to which I toss my Tim Hortons coffee on them, the Heretics!

Since I've been up here I've really fallen in love w/ the game; it's a Canadian Institution, and getting fucked up afterwords on good Canadian Beer is a plus..

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. I knew you all would figure out a way...

to work some Molson into the picture.

[Lubernaut]

5. VOIVOD

My favorite metal band.

[CanuckAmok]

15. Voivod rules!

Killing Technology is one of my fave albums.

Where's "Mr. Slayer"?! Get him in on this!!

[HughBeaumont]

16. Too bad their guitarist just died.

RIP Denis D'Amour.

:-(

[Lubernaut]

20. Been out of the loop...

JUst found out about this. How very sad. This is really sucks.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Welcome to DU!

Rest in peace, Piggy...

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Plastic.

[jpgray]

8. The original title of the Smiths' debut (nt)

[Fenris]

10. TURN UP THE EDDIE!!!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

22. Filch a clue, buddy.

Judas Priest blows dead rhino.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. You ever be sitting on the toilet and water be splash up on your butt?

[tigereye]

14. uh, no thank you.

Hi Paul!

[Deja Q]

18. Kill.Metallica

[swag]

19. May I opt for firm, non-toxic plastic?

http://www.erosboutique.org/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=erosbout&Product_Code=Aneros&Category_Code=New

[underpants]

23. STRYPER RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WeRQ4U]

24. Live Shit.

Intervenous De Milo