Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• If Tony Grippa is offended by signs like "Bad Ass Coffee" because if might influence children. Why isn't he just as offended by businesses with misspelled words? We don't want our children influenced by these, either.

• For years, stupid people have been underrepresented in government. It now appears we are making up for lost time.

• To the zinger who said "The people of New Orleans are a bunch of ungrateful whiners," please tell us what species you are, because you couldn't possibly be human.

• How many of the finger pointers on the left have done anything for the victims? :grr: :nuke:

• President Bush's approval rating has dipped below 40 percent. What took so long?

• Among the incredibly stupid things the Katrina rescue officials did was order that no pets could be taken out. If I had to choose between saving my dog or the FEMA director, "Brownie" would still be sitting on a rooftop.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12626916.htm

[NewJeffCT]

1. good ones

thanks for the smile.

[Clintmax]

2. You're welcome!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

3. You might also like a daily dose of Durst:

http://progressive.org/?q=taxonomy/term/1

September 12, 2005

The good news is, closed circuit videos in and around New Orleans have allowed us to identify the looters: Chevron, Shell, and ExxonMobil.

September 9, 2005

Senator Rick Santorum thinks there should be tougher penalties on people who decide to ride Hurricanes out. I guess he means worse than drowning.

September 8, 2005

I guess the lesson of Katrina is: If you expect FEMA to respond, you should live in a state run by Republicans. Preferably a Presidential brother.

September 7, 2005

If only President Bush could have had the same sense of urgency about Hurricane Katrina as our nation’s gas gougers did.

[texas1928]

4. I like this one.

As soon as New Orleans gets back to normal, I plan on volunteering to go down there and help drink their economy back on its feet.