"I wish I was a loofah"- the quotable "Stripes" thread.

[Beware the Beast Man]

Finally saw that movie over the weekend- what was I thinking waiting so long to see it?

[Doctor_J]

1. Ever see a monk

get ... by some teenage girls? So much for the monastery.

[no name no slogan]

2. "Never convicted"

"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
"Yeah, would they like send us someplace special?"

[Doctor_J]

3. Precded by

you mean, like, flaming?

[Doctor_J]

4. It's Czechoslovokia,

it's not like we're going to Moscow. I'ts like going to Wisconsin.

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

5. Were talking about Czeckoslovakia

It's like Wisconsin. We zip in, we zip out.

Yeah? Well I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once!

DBDB

[Doctor_J]

6. Run with this one:

"My name's Francis Soyer. Everybody calls me Psycho. Any you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you"

[XNASA]

7. "Chicks dig me ..........

.....because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual."

[no name no slogan]

11. "Boxer or Jockey?"

"Do you have something in a low-rise bikini, mesh, if possible?"

Full confession: Stripes was one of three videos I owned as a teenager. Consequently, I've seen it a couple hundred times and have most of it memorized. God I am a dork.

[XNASA]

12. It's good to memorize the classics.

I'm guessing the other 2 movies were "Caddyshack" and "New Wave Hookers".

[XNASA]

8. "You are a madman!.......

...... When you stole that cow and you're friend started making it with the cow. I wanna party with you cowboy."

[Doctor_J]

9. That was Lee Harvey

a full page of stuff just from the sqaud's first evening intro session.

[MissMillie]

10. "We're all very different people...."

We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans. With a capital "A", huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts."