Gay duck necrophilia is never pretty

[WoodrowFan]

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

no, seriously!

[matcom]

1. 75 MINUTES?

:wow:



on edit: NOMINATED :D

[no name no slogan]

2. I bet you wouldn't say that if you were a gay duck

why do you hate gay ducks so much?

[WoodrowFan]

3. it's not gay ducks I hate

its necro ducks that I hate!

[formerrepuke]

4. Ewww- Jeffrey Dahmer has been re-incarnated as a duck!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Arwalden?

I will never believe it!!

[noonwitch]

6. I've seen straight ducks gang rape female ducks, not this

We had lots of ducks around where I grew up. Every spring, the male ducks would corner a female and take turns holding her down while one of the others had his way with her. It was just like that Jodie Foster movie, only with ducks!

[pitohui]

7. yes this species is heavily into rape

straight, gang, & gay

the gay rape is not a sex thing but a dominance thing if i understand the psychology of mallards correctly & perhaps it is just as well if i do not!

[democracyindanger]

13. Three college springs in a row

50 feet from my back patio, mallards would chase after one of the females and do the same.

I gotta say, ducks are some mean, mean creatures. Never thought about Donald and Daffy in the same way again.

[madmax]

25. This has to be the funniest thread I've read

on DU in weeks. Thank you all!! I really, really needed it.

[WoodrowFan]

8. evening bump

[TroubleMan]

9. ROFLMAO!!!....How did you come across this?

nt.

[Deja Q]

11. Morbid curiosity... remember what curiosity does to cats...

[WoodrowFan]

12. it was on a blog

but I cna't find which one. I read a lot of them@!

[Deja Q]

10. Anas platyrhynchos? Or Anal playmyhonchos?

:rofl:

[chknltl]

14. See that??!!! Proof positive that ducks are evil bastards.

I have said this over and over, "Never trust a duck, never turn your back on one, not ever, never period. DUCKS=BAD, Duck: The other white meat. Ducks always vote republican....
so no more dumping on chickens....K?

[madmax]

24. Oh man!

That was hilarious. :rofl:

[chknltl]

30. thanx

(said with the barest hint of bias)

[TroubleMan]

15. I just thought of a new AFLAC commercial.

I doubt they'll show it in prime time, though.

[chknltl]

18. Splendid suggestion...nominated, nt

[Deja Q]

19. Or what happens if you try to defraud AFLAC...

:rofl:

[TroubleMan]

20. LOL!

nt.

[WoodrowFan]

16. I need 3 more votes for the greatest page! (NT)

[sakabatou]

17. Wasn't that awarded a Ignobel Award?

[MadisonProgressive]

21. This is the best gay death rape thread ever!!!

[Donailin]

22. well where are the pictures of the actual crime?

the person watched for 75 minutes and didn't atke a picture?

That shit aint right.

[Maraya1969]

36. The picture on the right IS the actual crime - notice how the dead bird

looks much BIGGER? If you untangle the feathers you'll find the live one on top.

[progressoid]

23. Isn't there a bible passage that deals with this??

If thou doth see a duck sodomize a dead duck, thou shouldst shout, "knocketh that off sinner!" For, yea, tho the Lord doth turn a blind eye toward soft core porn, watching a duck doeth a dead duck for more than a couple minutes is shameful to the Lord.

[anarch]

33. bwahahaha!

[Skip Intro]

26. what?

how does this get on the greatest page?

I went. I think I saw. I don't understand.

[CoffeeCat]

27. That's "foul"!...

...but I suppose--to some--it's poultry in motion.

:)

Sorry.

[NNadir]

28. I'm so glad that Justice Roberts will prevent this sort of thing in the

future.

It may explain, in fact, his nomination.

[Vincardog]

29. The first case of homosexual necrophilia could explains why * is in NO

and no pictures are allowed.

SICK SICK SICK

I am a baaaad boy

[Gregorian]

31. Someone's going to have to explain how they found this link.

Maybe it's better if you don't tell. Haha.


Yep. Ducks are real sex freaks. Seen it with my own eyes. Couldn't believe it. Not necro. But gang.

[stevedeshazer]

32. No wonder my favorite football team is so fearsome. Who knew?

[Maraya1969]

34. I'd like to know the path you took to this interesting site

[Maraya1969]

35. Hey my bird has sex with a stuffed animal several times a day

I try not to pay attention so as not to embarrass him but I swear if I look his way he stops.

I'm not kidding. Well maybe about the embarrass part. I think I'm the one that's embarrassed. And I dread the thought of him doing it in front of company.

[PennyK]

37. This won an award!

The Ig Nobel Prizes are given out every year for "things that make you laugh...and then think". They have to be somewhat scientific. I am attending the ceremony next month...it's held at Harvard. The whole thing is very funny,,,check it out!
http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-top.html

[DS1]

38. COOL!

Evil necropheliac ducks

:thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

39. ?

[AntiCoup2K4]

40. I blame Rick Dees!

That damned Disco Duck song warped the minds of an entire generation of waterfowl! :mad:

[supernova]

41. Then I don't feel bad about eating them

[trof]

42. Photo. CAUTION, GRAPHIC!

The bastard!