So, I'm Thinking Of Joining A Gym And Lifting Weights Again

[matcom]

[JimmyJazz]

1. BIG, BIG muscles.

little tiny weiners. Ick.

[petronius]

2. I hope that guy bought up all

of M.C. Hammer's old pants...

[johnnie]

3. What the fuck is that?

That can't be real.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. How does that guy on the right move? eat?

[Rising Phoenix]

5. that guy on the right... WTF

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

6. Was that you behind me in the middle? I thought I felt something.

[underpants]

7. Looks like you could get in some shape there partner

Give me 4 weeks and I will have you standing with your arms like a toy cowboy SHOULD stand.

:eyes:

I know that isn't real.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Looks like he used both the cream AND the clear.

[Shell Beau]

9. Surely the extra extra extra big one is a photo shop!

That is ABSURD and disgusting. He's about to pop!

[LaraMN]

10. Yep. That's why I do Pilates.

So gross. Please tell me that guy on the right is photoshopped!

[DS1]

11. I'd rather just stay home and admire my adequate penis

:shrug:

[matcom]

12. "adequate"

you have NO aspirations do you? :D

[DS1]

13. Or maybe I'm intentionally underselling myself

:D

[matcom]

14. you never COULD judge the distance on a map could you?

:D

[DS1]

15. No, I always end up taking half an hour longer than planned

x(

[matcom]

16. stupid jarheads

:D

[DS1]

17. Yeah, the women hate it

HATE IT!