Is there a certain DUer you'd like to meat?

[asthmaticeog]

Locking.

[Deja Q]

1. Meet that meat!

:woohoo:
:crazy:

[SarahB]

2. Just the usual.

:D

[asthmaticeog]

3. And who is that?

:shrug:

[SarahB]

9. Keiser Soze

[asthmaticeog]

11. I've always wondered how in the heck that was spelled.

[sniffa]

37. you know it's me

it's the toe Love. :yoiks:

[The empressof all]

4. Filet, Cutlet or Roast?

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

Kebab.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Speaking of which, over the weekend I made shrimp kebabs

wrapped in bacon and thought of you - my good Jewish friend :P

[asthmaticeog]

21. My all time favorite item at Li Wah's Sunday dim sum service is this:

A scallion wrapped in a scampii, which itself is wrapped in bacon and skewered, then coated with confectioner's sugar and vat-fried. It's the yummiest heart-attack EVER.

[JimmyJazz]

23. My arteries clogged just reading that! BTW - what is a scampi?

I thought it was the way the food was prepared, not an actual food item.

Then again, I've never had a "Hot Pocket," so apparently I am culinarily challenged :crazy:

[asthmaticeog]

24. My understanding is

that it's an especially large variety of shrimp. At least, at my local fish monger, there's "scampi" for sale, and it's not prepared in any way yet. But if my fish monger is in the wrong, I'll gladly eat crow.

See how dumb that sounds?

[JimmyJazz]

26. Crow? You'd eat crow? Isn't that a bit too nutritious for your diet?

I hate you btw and would slap you with a trout if I had one, but all I have on hand are a couple of salmon steaks and some chicken breasts. I'm not wasting either of those on you.

[asthmaticeog]

29. One fucking post about convenience foods...

...and you cariacature me as a slob. I'll challenge you to a cook-off any day of the week, my friend. Consider the gauntlet thrown!

[JimmyJazz]

31. Damn! And here I thought gauntlets were dropped not thrown - I must

have struck a nerve (or in your case, a clogged artery)

And, it's not just one post. You post about bacon with shrimp, bacon cheese burgers, Hot Pockets, Shrimp deep fried in something or other...

So, what are you making for me? :)

[asthmaticeog]

32. For YOU?

For you, I will make nothing. I'm cooking for the panel of judges.

[JimmyJazz]

33. So, let me get this straight. You brag about your skills in the kitchen

but you won't let me sample what you cook, you call in a panel of judges....Do you also brag about other skills and then, rather than deliver, call in a panel of judges? :shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

34. Well, yeah.

The more the merrier.

[JimmyJazz]

35. That must work well when you are trying to ask a woman out..."Look,

I've got these skills. See what the panel of judges thought. Oh, and don't mind that low score from the Czech judge. She's took off five-tenths because I didn't remove my socks first."

Oh and, g'night ;)

[asthmaticeog]

38. You're funny.

"Czech" and "socks" are automatically funny words. It's that hard K sound. As in "Cucamonga," "Waikiki," "Alka-Seltzer," or "Cocksucker."

[JimmyJazz]

39. I'm sorry, but I am not familiar with any of those words.

:silly:

[asthmaticeog]

40. Forgive me for talking over your head.

[KitchenWitch]

5. Tenderloin

[sundog]

6. pork

[AussieDave]

7. I'm not touching this one with a barge-pole

- the possibilities are endless, and yet I appear so sweet and innocent.......

[progmom]

8. meatwad

[chknltl]

10. Sorry I'm vegetarian.....

(not really but snarky response fits)

[JimmyJazz]

12. No - but there are certainly one or two I'd like to slap with a trout.

:P

[asthmaticeog]

19. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Hmmmmmmmm?

[JimmyJazz]

20. Calling what? Going to the fish monger, purchasing large trout and

slapping someone with it? Yes. Would you like to be first in line? :P

Make that second.

[asthmaticeog]

22. Fish monger?

I didn't realize you were a Dickensian.

Seriously, JJ, who the fuck says "fish monger" anymore? Do you still say "Red China?"

[JimmyJazz]

25. People who shop in the Italian market in Philadelphia for food and

not at the 7-11 use that word. So stuff a Hot Pocket in your face and shaddup. :P

[Zuni]

42. I say Red China sometimes

I read a lot of older books and it gets stuck in my head.

But this isn't Victorian London and no should say "Fishmonger". I mean, is it even legal to monge fish? :shrug:

[Meatwad]

13. I don't know how to answer this...

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

14. I'd be more worried about this if I were you!

:wow:

On edit: oh sit - I can't get it to copy right! Look up! At progmom's post! :7

[darkism]

15. I would say, but she'd think I'm a creep

:p

EDIT: OH FUCK THIS IS THE WRONG THREAD I MEANT TO POST IN THE "MEET" ONE

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL!

oops :p

[asthmaticeog]

18. .

:rofl:

Honest, darkism, I'm not laughing AT you.

I'm laughing ABOUT you.

[XNASA]

16. No. But there are a few I'd like to tenderize.

:patriot:

[Redstone]

27. No, but I can think of a few I wouldn't mind starching.

Redstone

[Meatwad]

28. *hides*

[Bucky]

30. I never sausage a terrible pun in my life. Truly the wurst.

damn, mispelled and had to edit

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. I ain't no holla-back girl.

[Chovexani]

43. This thread is bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

[chaska]

41. GO AWAY, NAUGHTY THREAD, AND STOP TAUNTING ME TO COMMIT WICKED MISCHIEF.

[AtomicKitten]

44. Yabbut he's gay!

WTF.

[Raster]

45. can I touch it...