My daughter started new school, so wife made me clean-up my bumperstickers

[Ian David]

See if you can spot the differences...




Here's a detailed "before" picture:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Some I could not read are gone

re defeat bush is gone

the fucking fish are gone.

[Ian David]

2. I just added a close-up after edit...

Also, what you can't see is that I own the only Prius with racing stripes and spinner hubcaps.

[progmom]

3. erp - you didn't obscure the license plate in the new pic

[Ian David]

7. oops. THANKS!!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Yeah, you might wanna fix that.

[Ian David]

10. Thanks guys, for the heads-up about the license plate! fixed!

[Ian David]

5. Yeah, the "copulating fish" are gone...

When asked, I like to explain that, "They represent a Harmonious Union Between Science and Religion."

Actually, it's a Darwin Fish humping a Jesus Fish.

Which is a whole lot nicer than the Jesus fish eating the Darwin fish, which is why the "copulating fish" was invented.

In any case, there has been a Darwin vs Jesus Arms Race being waged on America's bumpers...

The Liberals on the left (at least those making the fishes) seem to have since thrown-off the shackles of pacifism when it comes to fish-art...







Saturday, January 10, 2004

The war of the Jesus fish is an ever escalating one

By RACHEL SAUER
COX NEWS SERVICE

Brothers and sisters, there's a battle raging. It's not a battle fought with weapons of mass destruction, Lord save us, and it's not a battle fought in armored personnel carriers.

It is a battle, children, for the hearts -- yea, verily, for the everlasting souls -- of America's trunks and bumpers. It is a battle of words and wills, and fish. Lots and lots of fish.

Hallelujah! Can I get a witness?

"I had a graduate student mention a couple days ago that he'd seen a new one," said Dr. Tom Lessl, a professor of rhetoric at the University of Georgia. "He saw one with a Darwin fish committing a sexual act on a Jesus fish."
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/lifestyle/156005_jesusfish.html

[KitchenWitch]

6. dude, obscure the license plate in the second picture

I love the battle of the fish article!

[Ian David]

12. I think I will be getting the Flying Spaghetti Monster Fish soon...

[KitchenWitch]

13. I like that one

I may get it as well...

Ramen!

[-..__...]

8. Too easy, but it looks your registration expires in a couple of weeks.

ETA: Swapping the picture out with a Photoshopped license plate isn't going to save you from a ticket.

:smoke:

[toey]

9. did you take the solar system off the windows too? n/t

[Ian David]

11. No, the solar system is still there. Just can't see it in the picture.

The NASA and ACLU stickers are still there too.

Also not pictured are a Sierra Club sticker and Interfaith Alliance sticker.

[BikeWriter]

14. Cool stickers!

[hyphenate]

15. What was that teeny little one

above the "redefeat bush?" one? It's difficult to read.

I love the copulating fish. My friend has her jesus one, and I have my darwin one, and we're constantly trying to pull one over each other. I especially love the dinosaur one in the picture below!!

[Ian David]

22. That little sticker said, "Dumb is Forever." n/t

[raptor_rider]

16. Damn Womyn!!!

Sorry, am one. Would do that to hubbie, he can do whatever to his vehicle that he wants. Just do not touch my baby!!! (2001 Ford F-150, SuperCrew Lariat. Bells and Wistles. A little luxury for out in the counrty.)


however with the bug guard, window gards, chrome headache rack and killer tires. This baby is the bomb.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Well, that's unfortunate.

Should have kept them on there, and if anyone says anything, tell 'em to Cheney off.

So sad that your wife made you clean the stickers off.

[Ian David]

18. It would be even more sad if we lost our tuition money...

because we didn't "fit-in" with the rest of the school.

And what are the chances I would ever get laid again after THAT?

[Ian David]

20. Here's a montage of fish emblems

[Maestro]

19. I'm straight but not narrow!

Love that one since I work with some really fine gay people with whom I would entrust my children any time before dumping them off at some fundie day care!

[Momgonepostal]

21. That was my favorite too.

My only problem with it for me is that I am also not narrow in the "opposite of wide" sense. :blush:

[MrScorpio]

23. Why did you get rid of the copulating fish?

I liked them

[Ilsa]

24. I'm sick. The first thing I noticed was the fucking fish.

There's no mistake about what your plate means. "F W" might be more vague.