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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:21 PM
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Just finished talking to my mother... in the neighbour's yard there is an
Apple tree. And underneath that apple tree is the biggest black bear my mother has ever seen, in a deep slumber.

Should she poke it with a stick?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:22 PM
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1. That would be NO
Call animal control, if they will not destroy the animal.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:23 PM
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2. We don't call them anymore, cause they keep shooting them
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:29 PM
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5. Gods that sucks!
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:37 PM
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6. I think the old saying "let sleeping dogs lie" is valid in this instance
as well.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:25 PM
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3. Get it to chase you in the house for Mom to skin, and...
go find another!
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Scout1071 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:25 PM
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4. Yes, but it's not safe. The bear could break in the house.
Best to call. Hopefully they will just use a tranquilizer.

Dunno. No bears in my neighborhood. Hell...I can't even keep out the chipmunks!
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:40 PM
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7. Brown, Polar or Black?
If it's a black bear, don't call Brown. He won't do anything even if the bear is drowning unless of course his boss gets the results from the poller.
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 09:41 PM
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8. Sounds like the big guy is sleepin' off a cider high...
:evilgrin:
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