Who would you switch teams for?

[KitchenWitch]

Jodie Foster
Whoopi Goldberg

[WCGreen]

1. Frank, I was so drunk.......

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. Angelina Jolie

Sandra Bullock

That's all I can think of right now.

[WCGreen]

3. Can I watch

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. Ha!

As if either of those would ever happen!

[WCGreen]

5. I'd pay good money...

Like 15 dollars and eighty three cents......

[Not_Giving_Up]

7. LOL!

I have a friend who offers me a dollar to clean his house. I tell that's OK, I can more money than that cleaning my own house.

[LynneSin]

44. I'll second on Angelina Joile

but that's about it.

[xmas74]

50. I'd try for Angelina too.

[Scout1071]

53. Angelina Jolie here as well.

That woman is smokin' hot.

[RevCheesehead]

6. Vikings fans.

:eyes: you give up so easily. Sheesh.

[KitchenWitch]

8. LOL

funniest thing I have read all night...:rofl:

Nice TD the Packers scored against the kitties...oh wait, they only scored a FG

[Robeson]

20. Sorry, no, we don't.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I would NOT switch teams for anybody....

MEN turn me on....REAL MEN...

Nobody else...nohow....

:evilgrin:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

48. I wouldn't either, CaliforniaPeggy!

[swag]

10. Alexis Dziena

Oh wait. That is not switching teams.

[swag]

11. Alexis Dziena

Oh wait. That is not switching teams.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Howie Mandel.

[Chovexani]

13. Why switch when you can just be on both?

Fence sitting is fun. :)

[Az]

14. Mana

Of course with how he looks its not so much of a team switch as a case of being momentarily confused.

[Chovexani]

16. OMG someone else on DU knows who Mana is!

:D

Yeah, I'd do him in a heartbeat. And then when he fell asleep, I'd steal his entire wardrobe.

[Az]

17. Don't you remember?

I IDed your avatar a long time ago :D

[Chovexani]

18. I have the memory span of a fruit fly with ADD

:dunce:

Welcome back, btw. :hi:

[NuttyFluffers]

21. there's more who know. :P

and i'd steal his wardrobe, too. :evilgrin:

the hours that went into that look... staring at a mirror for hours to perfect the ice queen look.

even read his fashion manifestos.:)

[Chovexani]

26. Awesome!

*proudly points to shelf full of Gothic Lolita Bibles*

[NuttyFluffers]

47. it's all about harajuku, baby!

i need a 'strut down the runway and snap smilie'

[happyasaclam]

30. At the risk of being bashed

that is one I don't get.

[Chovexani]

31. There's only two groups of people in the world

People who understand Mana's supreme fabulousness, and lamers. :P

[happyasaclam]

35. Your calling me lame!

Thats not nice ;(

[Az]

32. Mana is a Japanese music star

He is solo now but he was once part of a rather famous band called Malice Mizer. He is noted for dressing fem and not talking. Since he became famous he has started entire boutiques selling his fashion sense.

[happyasaclam]

33. You misunderstood

I know who Mana is :). Just don't understand the attraction and I was taunting Chovexani

[Chovexani]

34. Pay no attention to him

Happyasclam is my SO and only posts in the Lounge to cause trouble. :P

(Unlike the rest of us, I know...:P)

[Az]

36. Muwahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... I laugh. :D

[unsavedtrash]

15. I'm already a member of the team :)

[KitchenWitch]

19. LOL

I just noticed, both women I would switch for are Scorpios!

[Robeson]

22. No one. In fact, a fan of another team, should switch to ours....

...if they ever had the honor of making it with a Vikings fan...

[KitchenWitch]

23. I agree

:7

[fizzgig]

24. salma hayek

especially her character in dogma...that scene in the strip club...drool

julianne moore, cate blanchett

[mcctatas]

25. Arriana Huffington

or Marcia Cross

[happyasaclam]

27. Well, if it was a case of switching teams, Johnny Depp

[Omphaloskepsis]

28. Jon Stewart

Ha.. I read a funny whoopi thing today...


1. Would you rather watch both Dr. Doolittle movies and both Nutty Professor movies, all back-to-back, or watch a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid?



2. If offered $80,000 to direct a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid (and you have to make a good-faith effort to make it as XXX as possible, no soft-pedaling), would you do it? You have to use your real name in the credits, and the title screen of the movie will read "Makin' Whoopi! A film."



3. Suppose a press gang forces you onto the production crew of a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid. You are given the limited choice, however, of being the cinematographer, meaning that you have to do all of the filming (but with relative anonymity), or being an Executive Producer who won't have to be on the set every day, but whose name will be used extensively in the marketing materials and who would have to do media appearances hyping the movie. Which do you choose?



4. In situation #3, how about if you were offered a third option, that of being an uncredited bit player who appears in every scene as the unlucky person who always happens to be in the room while Whoopi and/or Randy get it on?



5. If you could save one starving child in a developing country each time you watched a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, how many times would you watch it?



6. Suppose you are given the following terrible choice: either actor Jeff Goldblum is castrated or you must watch a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid every day for the rest of your life. Does Goldblum remain intact?



7. If you heard it through the grapevine that the person you had just started dating had once appeared in a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, would you watch it out of curiousity?



8. Suppose you are a struggling novelist. If you are offered a deal wherein your manuscript will be published and marketed by a major publishing house, with the understanding that it will be adapted into the screenplay for a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, would you take the deal?



9. Which would be more unpleasant: watching a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, or watching naughty home videos made by someone you knew?



10. If you came home and discovered your significant other watching a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, would it alter your relationship?



11. Would a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid be more or less disturbing if it were animated instead of live-action?



12. How about claymation?



13. Why the hell would anyone ever make a 3-hour pornographic epic starring Whoopi Goldberg and Randy Quaid, anyway?

[KitchenWitch]

29. Use Dennis instead of Randy - now we are talking!

:rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

37. I used to have some vomit in my belly...

Now it's in my mouth. Thanks.

[ZombieNixon]

55. My answers.

1. Gotta go with Eddie.

2. Tough choice. Money for college AND infamy for the rest of my life. I don't know.

3. Gotta go with the producer. That way, I can at least get drunk off my ass before making public appearances.

4. Do I get a blindfold and earplugs?

5. Can't I just give my $80,000 to Children International instead?

6. Sorry, Jeff.

7. Eeeh, I dunno. That might irreparably damage our relationship.

8. Why would a major publishing house be invested in the making of a 3-hour porno flick?

9. How long are these home videos?

10. Most likely, but I wouldn't be able to tell you how.

11. Less, but only if no one involved with anime is involved with this.

12. If Tool can do it, why not porn. Again, so anime creators, please.

13. :shrug:

[tjwmason]

38. This would be switching-back, as it were.

Audrey Hepburn at about the time that Breakfast at Tiffany's and My Fair Lady were made - though I'd still know that after acting she'd go on to do a million other wonderful things.

[billyskank]

39. Audrey Hepburn the most beautiful woman ever?

My mind is open.

[tjwmason]

40. She really is the most beautiful woman ever

but if you want her on your list here, you've got to be gay to start off with. :P

[tedoll78]

41. Amy Sedaris

from Stranger with Candy.

My reasoning? Even if I couldn't perform, at least we'd still laugh and laugh and laugh.. I'll bet we could come-up with some sick jokes together! :D

[SarahB]

42. I'm a shallow, dirty old woman!

:cry:

But, Lindsay Lohan when she had red hair and more curves was freakin' hot!

[WCGreen]

43. You are a dirty old woman....

Can I have your number?

[SarahB]

46. You'll have to wait....

for the pay-per-view special like everyone else. :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

45. the only one would be

lookin' like Angeline Jolie ...

and be able to talk me into it ...

[youthere]

49. Salma Hayek-in a second.

[Lex]

51. The REAL QUESTION is:

Even if you "switched teams" do you really think Jodie Foster or Whoopi Goldberg would do you?

I mean, really. Presumptions, presumptions.

[progmom]

52. another vote for salma hayek

and a vote for Avenger's era Diana Rigg


and how 'bout a vote for the Queen...

[Lindsey]

54. Even as a lesbian....I'd do Brad Pitt and Peter Krause (Nate in Six

Feet Under) in a New York minute :-)

[rocktivity]

56. That's what I THOUGHT you meant.

:eyes:
rocknation

[mvd]

57. I'm a male, and I'd say no one

But I understand your choice of Jodie Foster.. and Angelina and Salma are attractive - Salma more so IMO.

[Raster]

58. not switching. I play for the Buttpirates. Go Team!

[Merrick]

59. Who or for how much?

[tenshi816]

60. Portia di Rossi

[LisaL]

61. No one.

[BikeWriter]

62. No one.