Today's ZINGS!

[Clintmax]

From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• With George W. Bush leading our nation, we truly do need a national day of prayer.

• Jeb's higher political ambitions died at the battle of New Orleans.

• If Osama bin Forgotten ever gets his hands on a hurricane, we're all goners.

• Isn't it nauseating to watch all of these foaming-at-the-mouth liberals line up to exploit and politicize the hurricane while the rest of us reach for our wallets? :grr: :nuke:

• Thanks to Zing!, we know that the Katrina disaster was really the fault of the French, who sold us Louisiana with no guarantees!

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12635796.htm