Will Mrs. Matcom now change her name to Mrs. Sasquatch

[sasquatch]

Poll question: Will Mrs. Matcom now change her name to Mrs. Sasquatch

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3989892&mesg_id=3989892
Check posts #37-40*Laughs maniacly*

[matcom]

1. voted

:D

and i'm emailing this thread to her :scared:

[sasquatch]

2. Are you going to crash at Will Pitt's place tonight?

[matcom]

3. you won't catch ME on his vagina-couch

x(

[sasquatch]

48. "Vagina-couch"?

[matcom]

4. .

:kick:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Hahahahaha!!

Mrs. Matcom is great. Seriously. ;)

[sasquatch]

20. Of course that's why I accepted the offer

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

6. I think not!

Sorry Sasquatch, I am sure you are a very nice person...as a matter of fact I think Mrs.Matcom will be changing her name to something completely different...hmmm, I know!!! "Mrs.I now have a brand spanking new scooter and Matcom doesn't have one"!
He is going on the auction block as soon as I get home tonight, highest bidder can have him! :D

[GOPisEvil]

7. Can I bid on his mixer?

Oh wait...with him gone...:think:

[matcom]

8. you can have my mixer

when you pry it from me cold, dead, hands :D

[GOPisEvil]

9. I can see you hitchiking, with a duffle bag in one hand and

your mixer under your arm. :D

[matcom]

10. yeah, but at LEAST i won't be toting a

Greyhound :D

:hide:

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. You won't be toting

a mixer either buddy!!! I paid for that on my card...therefore it stays in my kitchen!!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Ooooooohhh...burn!

:P

[matcom]

13. DOH!

x(

*stamps foot*

[GOPisEvil]

15. I'll learn how to bake and donate to the soup kitchen you eat at.

:D

[sasquatch]

17. Well tell him the "hit" is off again

[BikeWriter]

14. Recommended

[sasquatch]

16. Thanks

[BikeWriter]

39. You got it, Sasquatch.

[Fleshdancer]

18. Mrs. Matcom could become a lesbian instead...

that way she could get a new toaster to go with her mixer that Matcom can't have.

[matcom]

19. no she can't

she is MARRIED to a lesbian :D

[Fleshdancer]

21. lesbians don't sell their wives for $25 and a dead cat

you're a fake lesbian at best Matcom!

[matcom]

22. i was already voted "Official Lounge Lesbian" here at DU!

:P

[Fleshdancer]

23. rofl! I want a recount! damn the DU blackbox polls.

After what you've done, you're looking at the real possibility of a lesbian recall my friend.

On a different note, how nice is the official DU lesbian toaster? Is it a brand name?

[matcom]

25. the official DU toaster is pretty plain looking

but when the toast pops up it has NSMA's portrait on it :D

[sasquatch]

24. LOL!!

:rofl:
No I'm not buying the dead cat, he was supposed to give me the $25 and his wife for the dead cat. He's really trading his wife away for a dead cat.

[LynneSin]

28. HEY, Evita is alive and well and rubbing my legs as we speak

she's such a sweetie and doesn't understand the hostilities from Matcom.

[sasquatch]

26. Kick for the evening crowd

:kick:

[SOteric]

27. Don't you have to provide an Evita carcass first?

:shrug:

[sasquatch]

29. Yeah, but I want the deal to go ahead though

[LynneSin]

33. Sweetie there is one flaw to your plan

You're never going to get near Evita

[sasquatch]

42. I've got 3 little black kittens I could exchange for her

[LynneSin]

43. sorry I only adopt adults

:D

[LynneSin]

30. And he's not getting near Evita

I've got the door barricaded from unwanted visitors

[matcom]

31. like Songbirds?

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

35. There will be no more dead songbirds.....

...except the one I'll allow her to catch for your upcoming birthday

[BikeWriter]

40. Oh, the humanity! Please, please don't upset me like that!

It makes me feel so ill, and I have my darling little Fluffy relying on me to feed it everyday.

[LynneSin]

41. Oh my cats get fed everyday...

Evita lived 3 years in a ferral colony, she isn't use to having food just given to her.

[BikeWriter]

44. I'm sure Evita is a stone killer when in the wild...

Since she's alien to America and its wildlife, I am convinced Evita could make dozens of kills each day, but Little Fluffy is dependent on me for his meals, and your blatant talk of dead birds is distressing me! I'm sure you will understand.

[LynneSin]

45. If it makes you feel better I've put an end to the killing

The hole she found where she could reach out and grab birds has been plugged up so she now is back to eating the plentiful rations I provide everyday.

You think you're distressed! Imagine how I felt to see this beauifully fluffy adorable cat with tailfeathers hanging from her mouth

:cry:

[BikeWriter]

46. Okay. You are distressed as you should be...

After all, your Darling Cat could have choked on a feather. Truce?

[LynneSin]

47. Very much so, I want Evita to live a normal happy life

I guess she's like a homeless person who finally gets a home and money of their own but they still feel the need to go out there and search for their own food.

[BikeWriter]

49. Agreed. I know you are trying to keep her away from her...

former, err, rowdy life. I respect that. I understand how murderous efficient she had to have been in her former life. I realize it is a challenge, but I am certain you can tame her with your love. :)

[LynneSin]

50. Well she's no longer living on the mean streets of Dover, Delaware

(that's where she was trapped)

[sasquatch]

32. I was wondering when you'd show up

:hi:

[LynneSin]

34. Just spent 90minute at the gym and $40 at the record store

Trying to keep myself healthier!

[sasquatch]

36. At least you can get the joy of seeing Matcom-

having to beg other DUers a place to crash for the night.

[LynneSin]

37. Geez, what the hell did he do

Folks, I'm not near a computer between the hours of 4-8pm. Please do not do anything memorable while I'm not here.

Thank you!

[sasquatch]

38. Check out post #6