Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

[Ernesto]

Sorry cat people...........
"Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html?menu=news.quirkies

[KamaAina]

1. Put a tiger in your tank!

Bad KamaAina! Go to your room! :spank:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Best. Post. Today.

:rofl:

[Akoto]

3. Who thinks up this stuff?

"Yeah, my car gets twenty cats to the gallon. It's a real winner with gas prices the way they are."

I don't know about you all, but it sounds to me like this car is fueled by evil. :hide:

[Ernesto]

4. Here kitty, kitty................. nuf said.

[matcom]

5. that means EVITA WILL FILL UP MY SCOOTER!!

:bounce:

[ContraBass Black]

6. I would think that purpose-raised plant matter would be more efficient.

Unless, of course, people have cat carcasses lying around and don't know what to do with them.

[Hand]

7. There's a good Bill Frist joke here somewhere! nt

[Sabriel]

8. Will it work in my Toyota Purrrrius?

There has to be a better cat joke in here somewhere....