There's an indeterminate number of days until tjwmason's next birthday

[tjwmason]

I haven't had one for a couple of years (the date of my birth being a closely guarded secret), I'm going to start again when I can convincingly claim to be 70 then I can be a wonderfully grumpy old gurmodgeon :D

I'm not quite sure when that will be yet.

[DS1]

1. damn, this thread concept had such potential

you should have said There's an indeterminate number of days until tjwmason's next birthday, so you'd better get me a present every day just to be sure"