Ask me anything...

[Shell Beau]

and I'll try to answer honestly! No holds barred!

[billyskank]

1. Can you see me?

It seems as if only JimmyJazz can see me today. :( Thank god for JimmyJazz is all I can say. :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I see you billy

I just got here!

[billyskank]

4. Thank god for KitchenWitch too!

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

3. I can't see you, but I can at least try to visualize you!

;)

[billyskank]

6. Works for me

:)

[JimmyJazz]

15. I love you, too!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Liberalynn]

5. Why does the universe

need mosquitoes?

[Shell Beau]

10. B/c they feed the birds.

[Liberalynn]

14. Thanks.

I just wish the birds would eat them faster before they bite me.;)

[Shell Beau]

16. I know, you should see my legs. They

are eaten up. Damn mosquitoes!!!

[billyskank]

24. You should have seen me when I was in West Bengal

I was a mess! x(

[Shell Beau]

28. I would guess so!

They get pretty bad here in Mississippi. They love the Mississippi river and they breed like rabbits. They are the size of pterodactyls! :o

[Hugin]

7. Anything?

[Shell Beau]

11. Anything!!

[Hugin]

17. Anything...

[Shell Beau]

18. Yep, no holds barred!!

:scared:

[Hugin]

19. Do you like Twister(tm) by Milton Bradley?

It can be a hoot.

[Shell Beau]

21. Oh yeah, and I'm pretty darned good at it too!

[Hugin]

26. Do you like mid-morning strolls and tea for two?

I'm dying to know. ;)

[Shell Beau]

31. Mid-morning strolls are very nice;

tea for two, only if it is iced sweet tea!! And really, the more the merrier!

[Hugin]

41. What is your stand on cupcakes?

[Shell Beau]

46. They are scrum-diddly-umptious!!

[Hugin]

47. How many scruples are in a dram?

Oh, one who is all knowing... :)

Cute smilie BTW...

[Shell Beau]

51. Thanks!

That is one I cannot answer, but there are 10 dimes in a dollar!!

[Hugin]

55. Close enough!

Which came first... The bacon or the eggs?

[Shell Beau]

59. Eggs came first then bacon was added for that extra zing!

[Hugin]

67. What does the duck say?

[Shell Beau]

71. Ooh ooh, I know that one!

Quack quack!!

[Hugin]

73. Hehe! Same here because of my See n' Say!

Mooooooooooo! Mooooooooo!

Oink! Oink!

Meow! Meow!

Arf! Arf!

What else do you know?

[Shell Beau]

75. A is for Apple

B is for Boy

See Jane run.

[Hugin]

77. The usual stuff, eh?

Good, because that's all I know too.

:)

:pals:

[Shell Beau]

81. Me too!

[LSK]

8. can we nominate you for Supreme Court?

:toast:

[Shell Beau]

12. Woo hoo! Hell yeah!

:toast:

[Texasgal]

9. What color are your

panties? :evilgrin:

[Shell Beau]

13. I had to look. They are red!!

:blush:

[alarcojon]

20. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?

A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

[Shell Beau]

23. I can't even tell time!!

:silly:

[alarcojon]

29. What's my nation of origin?

Hi Shell....:hi:

[Shell Beau]

32. Ha ha ha!! We did this before. Ecuador!!!!

[alarcojon]

70. Yes! Just seeing if you remembered! n/t

[Rising Phoenix]

22. are you going to DC

[Shell Beau]

25. I wish I was. I did go in June, but for different reasons.

I thought it was enough to last me a while. I can't go, but I'll be there in spirit!

[LSK]

27. why did you go in June?

[Shell Beau]

34. My mother in law lives in West Virginia.

We went to visit her and went to a lot of surrounding areas. It's only about 1 hour from her house. We visited and did the regular tourist stuff!

[Rising Phoenix]

30. You'll be missed!

[Shell Beau]

35. I wish I could go. I am dying to meet all y'all!

:(

[underpants]

33. Do you think April will actually vote for Janelle?

or will Jennifer bring her back once she gets to the jury house?

[Shell Beau]

37. She is very easily persuaded, but

no she'll vote for Ivette. Once she gets to the jury house (which is divided also) she'll get stuck up Jennifer and Beau's butts!


And I know who won last nights comp.

[underpants]

43. You do?

Okay as long as I don't get a Gilmore Girls spoiler...WHO WHO WON IT?!?!??!

From the live feed?

[Shell Beau]

49. Yeah, from people who watch the live feed.

Are you sure you want to know?





























Don't look if you don't want to know!!!












Ivette won it!!! :mad:

[underpants]

60. Blech

I'll bet she ran screaming around the back yard.

Well we know that there will be a "History of Bib Broher" competition which Janelle SHOULD win. Hopefully it is the next one not the final one.

BTW- MAggie finally said what everyone knew, she is just sitting back and not saying anything and letting them fight it out.

[Shell Beau]

63. Yep, maybe she is smarter than we think. She

may end up winning it all! I hope hope hope Janelle at least gets final 2.

[Taverner]

36. Which would you rather have?

A Muppet Bicycle?

Chicken Fried Steak?

or Keannu Reeves?

[Shell Beau]

39. A muppet bicycle, although if you do the steak

just right, it is yummy.

[Taverner]

42. OK how about...

Front Row Seats to a Widespread Panic show?

Carolina BBQ?

or a 82 IROC Camaro?

[Shell Beau]

45. I've had front row at a Panic show, I've had a Mississippi

BBQ (which I am sure is better :P), so the car I guess. :shrug:

[Taverner]

52. OK....would you rather have...

A Margarita?

A Hurricane?

or Jungle Juice?

[Shell Beau]

58. Mmmm, Margarita!

[Taverner]

61. Would you rather take a vacation to...

Kazakhstan?

Myrtle Beach in December?

or Nunavut for the Provincial Curling Festival?

[Shell Beau]

65. Myrtle Beach! I don't have to tell anyone

it was in December. I am sure I could still make it fun.

[Taverner]

68. Would you rather wear?

Acid Washed Jeans?

Bell bottom polyester pants?

or a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader uniform from the 70's?

[Shell Beau]

72. I can make the bell bottoms look a little more stylish. I'll go with those

[LSK]

38. dont you have some work you should be doing?

Not like I dont either! ;-)

[Shell Beau]

40. Absolutely!

I am that good though, that I can do both!!! :P

[southlandshari]

44. What's the lunch special at Hal and Mal's today?

:9

[Shell Beau]

53. Mmmm! I didn't go downtown so I don't know, but

I know it's something yummy!!

[southlandshari]

54. LOL - don't run over there to check, darlin'!

Just guess!

:rofl:

On edit - I was afraid that, being the sweet thing you are, you had jumped in the car to go find out for me!

;)

[Shell Beau]

62. The diddy wah diddy, you name it they make it!!

I tried to post their menu but couldn't figure out how!!!
I so wanted to show you the special!!!

http://www.halandmals.com/cal.htm

[southlandshari]

64. Shell Beau....

I think I love you!

:loveya:

[Shell Beau]

66. You are so sweet! I think I love you too!

[Meatwad]

48. I have a tough one for you!

Differentiate

[Hugin]

50. What's the difference?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

56. That's more of an imperative than an inquiry

:evilgrin:

[LSK]

57. i took this crap in college

But that was 10 years ago! Its all gone!

[Shell Beau]

69. Uhh.....

How about I dance instead?

[JimmyJazz]

74. Erm... That's not dancing! This is dancing:

:P

[Shell Beau]

79. You are a jazzy dancer.

Let me see what I can do here...





I still think you win!!

[alarcojon]

76. The implicit differentiation makes the answer quite cumbersome.

That's what Mathematica and Maple are for.

[WeRQ4U]

78. What would you rather do?

Have to type a 50 page memorandum using ONLY the knuckle which connects your left pinky to your left palm;


OR


Have to deliver papers all day riding a tricycle and wearing kitchen hot mits?

This is important, so answer honestly.

[Hugin]

82. Having done both... I would suggest the latter.

But, only if you get a snorkel.

[Shell Beau]

83. Definitely the tricycle and oven mits!!

[WeRQ4U]

87. Goood choi ce

T eh reaso hn it tlook me soo long wsa beucause I tireied to teyep this msiessge doingn ndubnmer one.

[Shell Beau]

88. You look like you did a pretty good job considering....

[LSK]

80. do you ever venture out into GD?

:scared:

[Shell Beau]

84. Every once in a blue moon! Not too often!

[Redstone]

85. How high is up?

Redstone

(There really is an answer to this one.)

[Shell Beau]

89. I haven't a clue!

[Redstone]

94. Any higher than where you are.

(That was supposed to be one of those "unanswerable" questions, but I think my answer works, yes?)

Redstone

[Shell Beau]

97. Works for me! I was going to say that, but

I thought it was going to be some crazy tricky answer!

[Redstone]

100. You would have been right. This one is fun to tease kids with.

Redstone

[Meatwad]

86. How come you didn't answer my Calculus question?

:P :hi:

[Shell Beau]

90. Math was never my subject!!

[Meatwad]

92. I know, I know.

I'm just giving you a hard time.

:D

[Shell Beau]

95. I signed up for it! I started the thread!

[Left_Winger]

91. Are crayfish and crawdads the same thing?

And, do you think they make good eating?

[Shell Beau]

93. They are the same thing. They are also known as

mudbugs and crawfish. They make excellent eating!

[magnetism]

112. How do you eat them?

I've always been curious, but have never had the opportunity.

[magnetism]

117. You never answered how to eat crawfish

sorry, but i am actually very curious.

:hi:

[alarcojon]

96. Where could you get the best Po Boys?

and what's your favorite?

[Shell Beau]

98. I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it was in

Vicksburg, MS. And it was a fried shrimp Po-Boy and it was delish!

[southlandshari]

99. Walnut Hills?

:9

[Shell Beau]

101. Yes, that is it!! How did you know?

And I remember they had yummy fries! I used to eat there when I would work at the courthouse. I'd have to drive there from Jackson sometimes.

[magnetism]

102. Do you prefer

shots, beer or mixed drinks?

[Shell Beau]

104. Beer!

Shots are fun every now and then. I like mixed drinks sometimes, but I am a beer gal!

[magnetism]

109. What kind?

Domestic or Imported?

[Shell Beau]

110. Definitely domestic, but I have to say that I like

Dos Eqius import. My husband loves imported beer, but I haven't acquired the taste yet.

[magnetism]

114. If you like Dos Equis

have you tried Corona with a lime?

[Shell Beau]

115. Yeah, it's okay. I drink it every now and then.

[Jamastiene]

103. Does a degree from one of those "in the mail" schools count as

much as a degree from a community college? Thinking about quitting the driving back and forth to hell, and just getting an actual useful education through the mail.

[Shell Beau]

105. If it is through an accredited school then Iwould say so!

[billyskank]

106. Is this still going?

:D

[Shell Beau]

107. I had to respond to a few questions that

people posted while I was gone. I am sure it will sink in about 5 minutes. :P

[UrbScotty]

108. Reagan or Thatcher?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Reagan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Thatcher

[Shell Beau]

111. Well, Ron Reagan commentates the dog shows, so I'll go with him.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

113. To what do your ascribe your ineffable cheerfulness?

You always seem to be so happy - I envy that!

[Shell Beau]

116. I am a pretty laid back person and it really

takes a lot to get me down, I guess. Thanks, though. I never really thought of it like that!!

[Taverner]

118. Will you run off to Bear Claw, MN with me?

[youthere]

119. Just one question...

WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THE BOOTS?!

[Shell Beau]

120. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't worry, they will be mine soon!