Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman!

[edbermac]

Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

[edbermac]

1. Jeez no Caddyshack fans in here?

:-(

[underpants]

2. I've sent boys your age to the gas chamber, didn't want to,

I felt I owed it to them

[El Fuego]

3. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[xmas74]

4. He's a Cinderella boy.

Turns his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left. And he's got a...it looks like he's got a eight iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

[Richardo]

5. "Man in the boat overboard!"

:evilgrin: