CNN: Blitzer windsurfing off the Outer Banks

[trof]

That's what I want to see.
Freakin' WIMPS.

I want to see Wolf "The Ironman of Television News" Blitzer* out windsurfing in Ophelia with a wireless mike, giving us a live, on-the-spot report of wave heights, wind speeds, and direction.

Camera guy out there in a Boston Whaler, following him around, bouncing from wave to wave, for the tight shots.

Another camera guy in a Zodiac to give the shots of the guy in the Boston Whaler giving the tight shots of Wolf's face with the rain streaming down his cheeks.

Buncha namby-pamby pooftas doing all the coverage from the saftey of shore.

Sissies!
:grr:

* This is actually how CNN referred to Blitzer in an older promo.
:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

1. If they'll do that, I'll go nuke the popcorn and get CNN. I wanna see his

ass wipeout a few times and still get right back up and do it again. That'd be REAL entertainment.

[trof]

2. I'm sending the suggestion in.

Who knows?

[Jamastiene]

4. LOL n/t

[hatredisnotavalue]

3. Did you know that his real first name is Leslie? n/t

[trof]

6. Oh gosh. Sorry, that was an Al Franken joke.

I think it's on snopes.
;-)

[supernova]

5. I hope a wave knocks him into Jockey's Ridge

dumbass. :eyes;