MY LOVING TRIBUTE TO CHAVEZSPEAKSTHETRUTH!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

With friends like me, he'll never need enemies...

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Kick!

:kick:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I'd like to thank the Venezuelan people, Adrian Zmed, Victor Mature and

Sissy Spacek!

[LynneSin]

22. WHAT ABOUT POLAND

You people keep forgetting about Poland

:cry:

[sundog]

3. awww

:grouphug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Isn't it seweet

[jpgray]

4. Oh. Man.

:rofl:

[sundog]

7. i thought you were leaving du forever

:shrug:

[tigereye]

6. ack!

my eyes, my eyes!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Look at MY eyes - they're green and hollow!

[asthmaticeog]

9. Why does this pic make me feel sexually inadequate?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

10. er....um....

that was a rhetorical question, no?

[asthmaticeog]

13. No.

Something about this objet d'art makes my old fella feel so tiny... :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

15. "old fella"

Day-um - you are such a romantic *swoon*

[asthmaticeog]

17. Fuxsakes, JJ, it's a Monty Python reference.

Graham Chapman's marvelous rant after the "Every Sperm is Sacred" set-piece in "The Meaning of Life":

"No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you, and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fella, I could insure that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated. That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual, and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want."

[JimmyJazz]

18. Fuxsakes, Asthmatic, I'm sorry,

You are, once again, accusing me of being parochial - which I am. Feck it. I can't keep up. G'night.

[jpgray]

16. It's really a series of mirrors and forced perspective tricks

That's what I tell myself. :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. I think it gave me lasting shrinkage, too.

Don't worry...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. So twisty!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. 'tis quite bestial, no?

[sundog]

19. kick

:kick:

[arwalden]

20. KICK!

[Robeson]

21. Wow! I'm having an acid flashback. Reminds me of the old days....

[Cathyclysmic]

23. The I just paid the phone bill KICK!

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. kick.

:kick: