Funniest sports smack post of all time:

[SmileyBoy]

Read the first post in the thread.

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=821&threadID=2355763&lastPostID=13776249

Here's another funny-ass gem from the invalid:

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/message?messageID=13743274

[petronius]

1. Hockkkkk!!!!

How could they ban that uber-genius? :rofl:

[Droopy]

2. I'm a Bengals fan. That person is a moran.

Well I guess you can be a moran and a Bengals fan at the same time.

That post was so awful that I think you'd have to be doing it intentionally. Now that I think about it I think the asshole is trying to make Bengals fans look bad. There's my tinfoil for the evening.

[Tafiti]

3. *Ahem*

As a fellow Bengals fan, I'm gonna go ahead and agree. Well, not sure if it was to make Bengals fans look bad, but there's no way that's real. Someone who would post something so completely incoherent wouldn't be able to make his way to the ESPN message boards and post in the first place.

[jobycom]

12. I'm not sure. Ever graded high school exams?

I used to grade essays for the Texas standardized tests you have to take to graduate. Some of them read about like that. That was a failing a grade. Passing was not as far above that as you might wish it to be.

But there may be a method. He mispells words the same way each time.

[SmileyBoy]

4. I'm sorry, but I have to kick this.

More people need to see this and laugh their asses off.

[mainegreen]

5. :)

[texas1928]

6. Did you see this one?

TimeToWaste Posted: Sep 15, 2005 06:54 AM Quote
Posts: 7
in the last 60 days
Who wiped the asse jailnuts no bicth the great team.Did stabit Ray loss it old Brownshits no the new shitz!Cause Plamer ruled it not teentits.Hockkkkkk! Thats why EPSN the great game our piss! Dont barg it cause were the lead coach not Bitdick.No turdlaps well the frist win your buttzits.Thats the fact jack! Now your cheered it fubleboy got hurt.Whos the dumass sos you drawres bicth! Cause good teams win it not bugsnot.Heres you tubfart no the great coach! No lie dogs beat it!!


Who would have thought George Bush was a Bengals fan?

[Texasgal]

8. Tubfart?

:wtf:

[texas1928]

9. It is a bubble bath for the uncouth.

OK.

[Texasgal]

10. Ahhhhh..

Thank you, I think I'll add that to my list of "fartisms"!! :rofl:

[SmileyBoy]

7. Read it and weep:

"Laugh it now grilbutts.Who fubled wheres the ball btich!Read it and lean dumass.First you braged rarts now we rule it Bowlr no the good team snots!Cause i was their beakshits now well the champons!!!Hockkkkkkkk!Now you now who beat a asse cause EPSN it fact jack.Read it or weap buttlips!FIST PLACE CAUSE YOU FUBLED!NO LIE DOGS BEAT IT!!!"

[DS1]

11. turdlaps

I'm keeping that

:rofl:

[underpants]

13. Wow that is hilarious. See what listening to sports radio does to you?

and you all thought RW radio was bad for a person.