Oh no! My wife has pink eye! - Democratic Underground

bbernardini

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Thu Sep-15-05 12:20 PM
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Oh no! My wife has pink eye!

Just got an e-mail that she has pink eye, a fever of 101, and might be coming down with a virus, which she claims she got from me. (I was ill on Tuesday night after returning home from an overnight camping trip with the middle school I teach.) I was okay the next day, and I don't have a fever, but whenever she gets anything from me, she gets it worse.

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swag

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Thu Sep-15-05 12:21 PM
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1. Please. Call it "conjunctivitis."

Sounds much more dignified.

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bbernardini

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Thu Sep-15-05 12:24 PM
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2. But I can SPELL "pink eye".

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swag

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Thu Sep-15-05 12:25 PM
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3. Oh, okay.

It just sounds so much like "pink belly," that old schoolyard malady.

I hope you and she resume optimum health soon.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Thu Sep-15-05 12:27 PM
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4. Locking

No sex threads

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