Add "in the sack" to any famous saying, quotation, or title

[alarcojon]

For example: Bush is a miserable failure in the sack.

[billyskank]

1. Alas, poor Yorrick, in the sack I knew him well.

[anarch]

2. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do

for your country...in the sack."

[youthere]

3. I'm Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs in the sack.

recycling from yesterday's "Under God" thread.

[derby378]

4. With liberty and justice for all - in the sack (n/t)

[leftofthedial]

5. Slow and steady wins the race

in the sack

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be

we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old in the sack.

[anarch]

7. "Et tu, Brute? In the sack?"

[Orsino]

43. Ow!

[leftofthedial]

8. One nation under God in the sack

[jus_the_facts]

9. "If you start me up...if you start me up I'll never stop...in the sack."

:o

[WoodrowFan]

10. now is the time for all good men

to come to the aid of their country, IN THE SACK


I have not yet begun to fight..IN THE SACK

[WoodrowFan]

11. from Shakespeare

KING HENRY V What's he that wishes so?

My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin:

If we are mark'd to die, we are enow

To do our country loss; and if to live,

The fewer men, the greater share of honour.

God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,

Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;

It yearns me not if men my garments wear;

Such outward things dwell not in my desires:

But if it be a sin to covet honour,

I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England :

God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour

As one man more, methinks, would share from me

For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,

Let him depart; his passport shall be made

And crowns for convoy put into his purse:

We would not die in that man's company

That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is called the feast of Crispian:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,

And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,

And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.

And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,

But he'll remember with advantages

What feats he did that day: then shall our names.

Familiar in his mouth as household words

Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter ,

Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester ,

Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remember'd;

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

IN THE SACK!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. Stop the morans in the sack!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Ask not what your country can do for you

but what you can do for your country in the sack.

[underpants]

14. One in the hand two in the sack

[Shell Beau]

15. What's good for the goose is good for the gander in the sack

:shrug:

[youthere]

16. Damn the torpedos in the sack!

[youthere]

17. There is no "I" in teamwork in the sack.

actually there is.

[tjwash]

34. Yes, but there's an M and an E (in the sack)

[youthere]

46. ...

:spray:

[alarcojon]

18. I grow old, I grow old,

I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled in the sack.

[Droopy]

19. The only thing to fear in the sack is fear itself.

[flvegan]

20. It's hard work being president in the sack.

[Ptah]

21. 'Analyse This' in the sack. n/t

[alarcojon]

22. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

in the sack.

Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner

[JimmyJazz]

23. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition in the sack.

[alarcojon]

24. excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive

in the sack.

Barbara Billingsley, Airplane

[TroubleMan]

62. Surely, you can't be serious....in the sack.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley....in the sack

[TroubleMan]

63. nvm

posted in wrong spot.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

71. JEZ HANG LOOSE BLOOD

SHE CATCH YOU ON THE REBOUND WITH THE MEDICIDE... IN THE SACK

[DelawareValleyDem]

25. Go ahead. Make my day in the sack.

[JVS]

I like to kick people in the sack.

[KyndCulture]

26. For my ex: It's a small world, in the sack! nt

[SIU_Blue]

28. ouch

I don't know you or your ex, but that hurts :rofl:

[Doctor_J]

81. OK, thanks for sharing that

remind me never to leave the lights on

[madinmaryland]

27. We have nothing to fear, but

fear in the sack!

[madinmaryland]

29. My Pet Goat in the sack.

[KamaAina]

30. The results are not acceptable in the sack.

Viagra won't help, either. When King Dumbass** takes it... he gets taller!

[jobycom]

31. All men are endowed with certain inalienable rights. AMong these are

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness in the sack.

[Dora]

39. Best! n/t

[jobycom]

40. Thanks! nt.

[LionInWinter]

32. One if by land ...

And two if by sea
And I on the opposite shore shall be in the sack

[jus_the_facts]

33. "What we have here...is a failure to communicate....in the sack!"

:7

[Kire]

35. The Dude Abides, in the sack.

[Kire]

36. I live in the sack of shit.

[LSK]

37. For Score and 7 Year Ago in the sack

[Kire]

38. I am a sick man, I am a wicked man...in the sack.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/067973452X/qid=1126819822/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/102-0626190-7579331?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

[shockra]

41. This thread is sack-religious!

Naughty/Testicles

[Orsino]

42. "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists...

...in bed."

[Allenberg]

44. Say hello to my little friend...in the sack.

[alarcojon]

45. ha ha

:rofl:

[Kire]

47. I pledge allegiance to the flag

of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands
one nation, in the sack, indivisible
with liberty and justice for all

[bridgit]

48. zippi-ty doo-dah, zippi-ty in-the-sack...

[jmm]

49. Actions speak louder than words in the sack

This is a fun game to play with Bush quotes

I'm the master of low expectations in the sack

Bush aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

Can we win? I don't think you can win it in the sack

Bush after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country in the sack

Sept. 6, 2004

In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible—whatever that means in the sack

March 16, 2005

[alarcojon]

76. "I own a timber company? That's news to me. Need some wood?

in the sack.

[DelawareValleyDem]

50. I never met a man I didn't like in the sack.

[AussieDave]

51. Nixon: "I'm not a crook - in the sack"....

[AussieDave]

52. LLoyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle:

"Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy - in the sack"

[TroubleMan]

56. LOL

nt.

[Kire]

53. I'm not a doctor, but I play one...

...in the sack.

[Sabriel]

54. I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore in the sack!

Hmmm, how strangely appropriate right now.

[AVulgarianHue]

55. I will fight no more forever--in the sack. n/t

[Tafiti]

57. When in Rome...

...do as the Romans do in the sack.

[TroubleMan]

58. I have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him in the sack.

NT.

[TroubleMan]

59. I think, therefore I am in the sack.

nt.

[TroubleMan]

60. Is our children learning....in the sack?

nt.

[iconoclastic cat]

61. Say hello to my little friend in the sack!

[TroubleMan]

64. I'm not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what love is in the sack

nt.

[TroubleMan]

65. You had me at hello, in the sack.

nt.

[TroubleMan]

66. Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down - in the sack.

nt.

[Rob H.]

67. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn in the sack.

[Kire]

68. Take care of yourself...

...and take care of each other, in the sack.
~Jerry Springer

[TallahasseeGrannie]

69. WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN... IN THE SACK

[TallahasseeGrannie]

70. HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. IN THE SACK

[TallahasseeGrannie]

72. E PLURIBUS UNUM ... IN THE SACK

[TallahasseeGrannie]

73. BITE ME..... IN THE SACK

[TallahasseeGrannie]

75. I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE... IN THE SACK

[TroubleMan]

79. actually, "in the sack" was probably implied when he said that

nt.

[sakabatou]

74. We were all wrong in the sack

[moodforaday]

77. I've come to kick ass

and chew bubblegum in the sack. And I'm ALL OUT OF GUM!

[moodforaday]

78. Houston,

we have a problem in the sack.

[Doctor_J]

80. Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges in the sack

[alarcojon]

82. I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen....

...but you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me in the sack.

[alarcojon]

83. Let me say, at the risk of seeming ridiculous,

that the true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love in the sack.

[Spider Jerusalem]

84. Never kick a man in the sack when he's down. (n/t)

[moodforaday]

85. So Ripley,

have you ever been mistaken for a man in the sack?

[TroubleMan]

86. Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice

You can't get fooled again in the sack.

[moodforaday]

87. It's untidy. Freedom's untidy and

free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things, in the sack.

[moodforaday]

88. I think in this case international law stood in the way

of doing the right thing in the sack.

[moodforaday]

89. I'm sorry Dave...

I can't do that in the sack.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

93. YOU WIN! LOL

goodnight, HAL

[moodforaday]

90. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

in the sack!

[TroubleMan]

91. When guns are outlawed in the sack.....

only criminals will have guns in the sack.

[moodforaday]

92. I think I may need a bathroom break?

Is it possible in the sack?

[LaraMN]

94. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, in the sack.

[Kire]

95. God loves you just the way you are...

...in the sack.

[TroubleMan]

96. Jesus wept - in the sack

Or at least that's what Mary Magdalene told me.

............

Okay...I know....that was wrong.

[NoPasaran]

97. Lafayette, we are here in the sack.

[kiraboo]

98. Faith is believing what you know ain't so

in the sack. -Twain, sort of.

[TroubleMan]

99. Win one in the sack, for the Gipper

nt.

[stlsaxman]

100. You can tune a piano, but you can't

tuna fish in the sack.

[warrior1]

101. hahahaha

perfect

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2095689

Buchanan: "There will be a backlash for banging Bush"

[stlsaxman]

102. "In a time of universal deceit

telling the truth is a revolutionary act in the sack!" George Orwell

[stlsaxman]

103. "That which you do unto the least of these

you do unto me in the sack!"

[6000eliot]

104. "When I consider how my light is spent"

In the sack.

[TroubleMan]

105. Do unto other as you would have them do unto you in the sack.

nt.

[stlsaxman]

107. Hear hear!

good one!

[kiraboo]

106. "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio, in the sack!

[caty]

108. A penny

saved is a penny in the sack!!!

[stlsaxman]

109. "I am the way, the truth and the light in the sack".

not to be overly bragging but- it's true!

[stlsaxman]

110. "When the going get's tough

the tough get going in the sack"!

[NewJeffCT]

111. you can't handle the truth

in the sack...

[NewJeffCT]

112. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow...

in the sack.

[NewJeffCT]

113. Just put your lips together and blow...

in the sack

[TroubleMan]

114. Captain!!!! She can't take much more...in the sack!!!

nt.

[NewJeffCT]

115. Happy Days are here again

in the sack.

[NewJeffCT]

116. Go ahead, make my day

in the sack.

[NewJeffCT]

117. where's the beef?

in the sack.

[NewJeffCT]

118. Let them eat cake

in the sack

[NewJeffCT]

119. May the force be with you - in the sack

[Thor_MN]

120. Damn it. Jim, I'm a doctor, not a magician... in the sack.

Suitably, Dr. "Bones" McCoy.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

121. She's DEAD Jim.... in the sack.

[Doctor_J]

122. I'm your worst nightmare -

a nigger with a badge in the sack

[Ouabache]

123. Here's Lookin' at you, kid, in the sack.

can't believe no one thought of it before this.

[alarcojon]

124. To sleep, perchance to dream! Ay, there's the rub

in the sack!

[peekaloo]

125. Touched by his noodly appendage in the sack.

:D

[mcscajun]

126. "...you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky In the Sack?

Well, do ya, punk?"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

127. kicked (in the sack)

n/t

[kiraboo]

128. DEAD AS A DOORNAIL in the sack.

[victim]

129. OK

He was a man, take him for all in all,
I shall not look upon his like again in the sack

[NewJeffCT]

130. Yo Adrianne - I did it!!

in the sack!

[SIU_Blue]

131. Bush quotes ARE fun!

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it, in the sack.

[kiraboo]

132. "And now here she is, the first lady of the United States,

and she's doing a fabulous job" IN THE SACK.

[Dr. Death]

133. Winston Churchill:

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few...in the sack!

[Dr. Death]

134. In honor of 200th anniversary of Trafalgar next month

England expects that every man will do his duty...In the Sack!