I just found the best way to silence a creationist

[Allenberg]

"I'm descended from apes!" = Sarcasm

My reply?

No, somebody waved their hand at a pile of dirt, and poof! Instant white man!

Silence.

[caty]

1. Good one!

:rofl: :applause:

[tavalon]

2. That's a great one!

[Gregorian]

3. Yeah but...

where'd the first ape come from?

[WeRQ4U]

4. I don't know, but I just googled "Apes Evolved From" and came to this site

http://www.faqfarm.com/Q/If_people_evolved_from_apes_why_are_there_still_apes

Once again God's word has a word for evolutionist--Fools. Professing themselves wise they became as fools. So true of today's evolutionist wacko's. The real reason for evolution is not fact or scientific basis, it is the denial of God and word.To them the more animal like you are the more your sin is justified. Beware evolutionist-- you will meet your creator one day and he won't be a veterinarian.

WTF does that mean anyway. How can people not hear how incredibly ghoulish they sound? Creationists make my day sometimes. They are so delerious, they are funny.

On EDIT: It's scary how little peopel actually understand about evolution.

[Left Is Write]

7. "Wacko's"?

Somebody, quick! Get the Superfluous Apostrophe stick. That guy needs a beatin'!

[Gregorian]

5. Can't we all just get along.

:)

What if everybody's right?

[AuntieM1957]

6. Okay, I'll agree

that creationists are a pile of dirt.

:crazy: