Britney smashes cat with trombone, cooks it for noisy pagan kids

[Jackpine Radical]

Testing, testing...

[KitchenWitch]

1. Fuck you

You said 'pagan'

I am insulted....

:popcorn:

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Please pass the popcorn...

And no, that's not an athame in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Isn't "Fuck You" a Pagan blessing? Sort of a fertility thing?

[KitchenWitch]

11. Sure, whatever you say

:popcorn:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. But what about the sooooooooongbirds?

They have rights too!!11!!11!1111!

[Jackpine Radical]

6. Da widdew tweety boids was too fast. Britney couldn't

hit dem wif da trombone.

[progmom]

4. were the pagan kids homeschooled?

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Yup--they were in grammary school.

[MN ChimpH8R]

5. Has PETA weighed in on this??

:popcorn:

[Jackpine Radical]

8. The event was actually sponsored by PETA. (People Eating

Tasty Animals.)

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. Ahh, that explains it

:P :thumbsup:

[NNadir]

12. He she commented on Bush's speech yet?

I am a big fan of her intellectualism.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. That pisses me off, that you think it's funny that a trombone

was likely ruined in this heinous event.

I thought you were a liberal?

Fuck.

[elshiva]

14. As a former trombone player, I am insulted!

:P