When you get old, your toenails thicken

[trof]

and you get "spots".

Why is that?
It sucks.

You need a damn chain saw to keep you toenails from ripping through the sheets.

I used to have freckles.
Now I have spots.
Megafreckles.

How did this happen?

In my head I'm still about 15.
damn
:-(

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Uh

I don't know about toenails, but I get weekly pedicures. Maybe you just need to slather some lotion on them and sleep in socks?

As for the spots, my friend, who is also my dermatologist - and who's older even than OldLeftieLawyer - tells me they're not "age spots" - they are "marks of wisdom."

Carry on, friend. We're all 15. The people outside just don't know it.

:headbang:
:yourock:

[TheProphetess]

2. As if toe nails weren't gross enough

Age has to happen to them :)