Bush sounds nervous as hell

[Zuni]

his voice is shaky

[LaraMN]

1. You know what makes watching this tolerable?

Attaching the phrase "because I'm an idiot and I sat on my ass," to the end of every statement he makes. It's working for me.

[JimmyJazz]

7. ha ha ha - good one!

[Wetzelbill]

10. I like that

good one. :)

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Brilliant...

Welcome to DU!

[LaraMN]

17. Thanks! I feel so validated.

:toast:

[WCGreen]

2. Why is he even doing this....

All this is in the newspaper.....

Nothing but PR from the king of Bushhit.....

[LaraMN]

3. He is trying SO hard not to smirk.

and he sounds like a nervous thirteen-year-old auditioning for a school play.

[WCGreen]

6. He is toast......

flip him over....

he is done.....

[LaraMN]

8. Don't insult toast.

He's just the crumbs that fall out the bottom of the toaster.

[sniffa]

9. don't you dare insuLt powdered toast

[LaraMN]

13. Yeah, we all know what he aspires to...

But I tell ya what-- He ain't no Jesus toast! (yeah, yeah, I know it's the virgin, not the son.)

[sniffa]

4. give the guy a break....

he hasn't had a drink since yesterday.

[Spacemom]

5. He must be well medicated

I'm not seeing as much of the "coke jaw."

I have to flip back and forth between the speech and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends." FHFIF helps bring me back to reality.

[DS1]

11. Whoop THERE IT IS! Whoop THERE IT IS!

"Weapons of mass destruction"

it's all he's got

[Elidor]

12. He WANTS TO KNOW ALL THE FACTS!

Don't you feel better already?! It was not a normal hurricane! Gosh! I had no idea!

He has a remarkable grasp of the obvious.

[swag]

14. He badly needed a drink.

[bridgit]

15. as well he fucking should be...

the known world is disintegrating into indigestible shards of cubist weeping & he continues thinking ill, misshapen thoughts time for a change straight up!! vote all republicans the hell out of office come election 2006!!!