What does you underwear say about you?

[ZombieNixon]

Me: ***What Your Underwear Says About You***


You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.

You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.


The Underwear Oracle
http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

[SoCalDem]

1. My underwear calls me names...

FAT ASS !!!:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. "You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!"

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

[deadparrot]

7. Hey, me too!

You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

[smurfygirl]

16. are you wearing white bikini's?

I got the same response.
guess what I'm wearing....

[BlueJazz]

3. I don't wear any.."I'm out there, Jerry, and lovin' every minute of it !!

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Heh heh - true first two sentences, false the last

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.

[JVS]

6. Boxer-briefs, eh?

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Aye

And black ones!

[JVS]

5. Me

Tonight: You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Geesh,

What Your Underwear Says About You

It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.

You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.
-----------------

As a P.S., my underwear says I don't wipe well enough!

:silly:

[Thor_MN]

48. Bill Cosby said it best.

It doesn't matter if you wear clean underwear when you are in an accident becasue first you say it, then you do it.

[evlbstrd]

10. ***What Your Underwear Says About You***

You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

[JVS]

11. Freedom!

[evlbstrd]

12. Commando!

[peekaloo]

15. :-)

free and easy with a breeze in the basement.

[evlbstrd]

18. Ain't that the way life should be?

[BlueIris]

13. OMG! Too funny: "You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry."

Also,

"You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone."

Both are too true.

Hillarious, ZombieNixon!

[BlueIris]

17. Alright, I've just taken almost all of those tests, and I like all except:

The Quick and Dirty IQ Test. It claims that my I.Q. is 105. Okay, I'm no 200+ over here, but I've taken several serious I.Q. tests in my life and my I.Q. is always...IT'S NOT 105, okay? Mostly, I'm incensed that the Quick and Dirty version there claims that my general knowledge is average. It's so not average. I'm a trivia wiz, thank you very much.

[fleabert]

14. two answers...

What Your Underwear Says About You



You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

and five minutes later, after removing them...
What Your Underwear Says About You



You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

[Draill]

19. Hmmm..

It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

Those seem to be contradictory. ~shrug~ But who am I to question the underwear oracle?

[Robeson]

20. My underwear says that I like to be brief...

...;-)

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Underwear?

Who wears underwear??? :shrug: :rofl:
Not me...unless absoutely necessary...:rolf:

on edit:
My results form the Underwear Oracle:
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year. (Hey! I do laundry pretty often...clean jeans a must,...gag those would be horrible if not clean so I can wear them WITHOUT UNDERWEAR! :rofl:

[Tikki]

22. aah ha ha ha ha ha ha...

...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...it says nothing about me...get it?.....NOTHING...



Tikki

[New Earth]

23. LOL this is so right

What Your Underwear Says About You
You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

Your idea job: gigolo. Or naked cowboy.

i do that all the time :blush:

[Not_Giving_Up]

24. Ha!

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

[Shell Beau]

25. I do laundry, but I do buy lots of new underwear!

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

[RedCloud]

26. Mine say, "No more farting around!"

[Callalily]

27. My underwear

says that I'm invincible!

[Politically_Wrong]

32. hmm...two ways...

hahaha! there are two ways you can think about that...lol...j/k...but my underwear says i'm Mature ;)

[Callalily]

34. Oh Jor

we all know you're mature. After all you're 35! Seriously, far too wise for your mere 16 years on earth. I truly am in the uppermost parts of Wisconsin, but alas, with internet access. See, I must be addicted to computers. I actually e-mailed a friend from the depths of the jungle last December.
Will miss playing with you guys, but will be on-line Sunday, but of course, after the Packers game.

[Callalily]

35. Oh Wait!

Two ways! You'll have to clue me in on Sunday. You know me, I sometimes just don't catch on to these things.

[Politically_Wrong]

39. Will do!

Don't worry...I'll give you the clues on Sunday...but I bet if you read your post and think about it long and hard enough you'll get it...haha...oh well...have fun in upper Wisconsin Goldie...(PS...I'll be looking for a pair of those underwear for myself :rofl: )

[Callalily]

40. Jor

I truly wear them while playing with you guys, seriously, and, as of yet, I still don't get what you're saying, see, I'm kinda slow there - sorry. Hmmmm, brought the "Why Do Men (etc)" book for my gf's, and we'll certainly be reading Chapter 3. I'm a little reluctant to bring out the N#@$&n book, worried about the repercussions - :hide:
Chat with you on Sunday, I truly have to go, nature is calling. Must make s'mores. Yummy! :rofl:

[Politically_Wrong]

42. N#@$&n....don't tell me...

You're afraid to say Nixon? C'Mon! Nixon...although Republican...was, in my opinion, the greatest President...and save me s'mores...I love 'em! Gotta love the s'mores!

[Callalily]

50. Sorry about the s'mores!

Just couldn't save one for you , but maybe next time.
Yes,I have been reading the Nixon book (although I'm not very far into it yet),and I'm finding it fascinating.
Have a funny story to share with you, it's highly embarassing :blush: , but just too funny not to share. Hmmmmm, think it's only for you though.

[Politically_Wrong]

51. Can't wait!!!!

i'm shaking in anticipation!

[Callalily]

56. Hope that

my story cheered you up. I should write it up as a humor essay and submit somewhere. What do you think? :hi:
Oh, but maybe change the names to protect the innocent. :rofl:

[Politically_Wrong]

59. Good Idea!

Hahaha...You should submit it...make sure you call it, "This Is Not An Emergency!"
:rofl: :rofl:

[Callalily]

60. Most appropriate name.

I'm heading off to the Windy City, b/back late Tuesday. Going to see this - I'm excited.
http://www.artic.edu/aic/exhibitions/toulouse_lautrec/moulin_rouge.html

[Politically_Wrong]

62. Oh boy...

Art exhibition? Or am I looking at the wrong thing...please tell me it is work related...because why would you go to see that...I apologize, that sounds like i'm poking fun at you...but i'm not...as you know I am a curious guy...lol so i was just wondering...have fun! (I apologize again..)

[Callalily]

72. WOW congrats on your

100 posts! I'm soooo proud of you Jor!!! Who would have thought, huh?

Oh, don't apoplogize, because yes I went to an art exhibit. I so admire Toulouse-Lautrec. Not exactly work related though, hmmmm, another peek into my personality. Took copious notes and may write a piece on it though. Also had a chance to see Millennium Park (see photo, and yes I took this photo) at night - awesome. Will elaborate another time if you wish.

[Politically_Wrong]

68. 100th post!

Finally...Since I first logged on (July 4th...patriotic eh? ) I did alot of reading before my first post...i wish i remembered what it was...oh well...just wanted to dedicate my 100th post to "Simply Fugue" who introduced me to DU...so cheers to you goldie! (To bad Zach couldn't be with us huh?) :rofl:

[Callalily]

74. Thanks Jor for

dedicating your 100th post to me , that was nice. Yes, you have gotten onto your and that's good.
Oh, hmmmm, about Zach, too bad :cry: , he's missing out! Do you think he feels the All I can say is to him
So again, it truly is good about your postings. to you, I'm exceedingly proud!

[OhioChick]

28. Hmmmm..........

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

[SarahB]

29. WooHoo!

:woohoo: That's me!

You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

[no name no slogan]

30. Utter crap

***What Your Underwear Says About You***

You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.

You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.


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Maybe I shouldn't have worn the blue plaid boxers today?

[tjwmason]

31. You better take them off right now then.

[ZombieNixon]

33. Dude, what the hell are you doing with my underwear?

That's what I was wearing last night when I took this.

[xmas74]

36. mine

You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

Secret my ass! I'm out in the open about my naughtiness!

[kmla]

37. Well.... Ummmm... Errrrr......

"You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes.

You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear."

Who knew?

:shrug:

[Hand]

38. I see...

Red briefs, I gather... :blush:

[NashVegas]

41. "When you're bad, you're very bad."

"And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone."

[IntravenousDemilo]

43. "You never take me anywhere!" n/m

[chaska]

44. sexy but well grounded.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. This is what it says about me and my underwear:

***What Your Underwear Says About You***


You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.


Huh...could have fooled me...my underwear is BORING...they did NOT have the style of panties that I wear....



:shrug:

[kiraboo]

46. Hmmm, so accurate...

***What Your Underwear Says About You***


When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.


The Underwear Oracle
http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

[In_The_Wind]

47. I'm a non-conforming rebel ... but we already knew that. Right?

What Your Underwear Says About You



You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!

You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

[barb162]

49. boring and comfortable

[China_cat]

52. What underwear?

[miss_kitty]

53. The Underwear Oracle

***What Your Underwear Says About You***


When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

[Darth_Kitten]

54. get a better paying job?

;)

:evilgrin:

[Nikia]

55. I pretty much have to wear white underwear for work

We wear white uniforms including pants. Now I have heard people say that you should find underwear to match your skin tone when wearing white, but everyone is seeing everyone else's panty lines anyway. You just don't want any bright or dark or patterned underwear being obvious. For the same reason, I don't wear thong underwear to work. One time I did and I end up getting harassed because of it.

[Orsino]

57. "You need to go buy some new underwear." n/t

[MissHoneychurch]

58. uhmmmmmmmmm

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

[Shine]

61. I would be concerned if my underwear started saying things...

especially if I HEARD it saying things! haha.

BTW, ZombieNixon, your ass-kicking ribbon totally cracks me up. Pun intended.

~Shine

[wildhorses]

63. I am sexy

in that pinup girl, tease kinda way:blush:

[Rising Phoenix]

64. I"m a total rebel who conforms to nobody's rules

and I"m too lazy to do laundry

[LeftyMom]

65. here's mine

What Your Underwear Says About You



It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

The Underwear Oracle

http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/

[SoCalDem]

66. "I work for FEMA"..is what these say

[TallahasseeGrannie]

67. I really don't think

my underwear talks about me behind my back. At least I hope not. But if it did it would tell you that it wasn't my fault. None of it.

[intheflow]

69. I'd have to say they Oracle's Eye is cloudy today.

Mine said I was into costly undies. But that's not at all true. I hate buying undies and wear them until they fall apart. The pair I'm wearing now cost less than $5 and was bought three years ago.

[donheld]

70. I'm a Holey man

:D :evilgrin: :bounce: :silly:

[Jamastiene]

71. Since my surgery: I'm getting windburn here. Ya mind moving

me outta the way when you release those toxic post-gallbladder surgery fumes. It also says thanks for not leaving skid marks.

[sakabatou]

73. I got lucky as well

[chaska]

75. "Call me 'Mr. Lumpy'."

[Aristus]

76. It says that I'm good at covering my ass!

:evilgrin: