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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 11:24 PM
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Renee and Kenny are splits? What!!??
Come on, there was a writer to the People magazine letter section who said their "True love unlike some other celebrities" was sure to last!!!!!!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 11:37 PM
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1. That was quick.
But considering that once you take off the cowboy hat, you have this:



And I have heard that he is actually not that nice, either.

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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 07:59 AM
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14. Yikes!
So THAT'S what a steady diet of broccoli and chicken does to you?

Honestly, I had no idea who this guy was until he married someone else that I was only vaguely familiar with. Then, suddenly, there were all these interviews with him, backstage, and he was always showing off how much broccoli he ate.
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freethought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 11:44 PM
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2. He almost looks like a thinner version of Karl Rove!
And who would want to sleep with Karl Rove!
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:03 AM
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5. I thought that WAS Karl Rove .
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:36 AM
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3. Lasted longer than I thought it would... he's not marriage material...
especially being republican and all.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:38 AM
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4. I had nothing to do with her. Nothing!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:51 AM
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6. Kenny came into the Bluebird Cafe about 1995...
We were in there, watching a songwriters night, Kathy Mattea's husband was one of the song writers.....

So they drag this skinny kid wearing a white cowboy hat hat with this huge snozz into the middle of the circle the songwriters had goin'...

He proceeded to sing way out beyond his body....

Such a voice.....

Turns out that boy was Kenny .......

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Blue Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:23 AM
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7. According to NBC this morning
The reason listed on the annulment papers was "fraud". Hmmmm.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:09 AM
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8. I can only imagine what the fraud was... any guesses????
Hmmm....
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:10 AM
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9. A very small pee pee
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:17 AM
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10. That was my first guess too. But that would have been evident rather early
on.

Unless, KENNY IS a GIRL?????
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:28 AM
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12. I bet it has to do with children
Perhaps he said he wanted children prior to marriage, but said no afterward.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:58 AM
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25. I think he told her he was a democrat....
and then got caught masturbating and listening to Rush in the basement.

Damn shame really.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:26 AM
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11. Maybe he isn't into women
:shrug:
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 07:40 AM
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13. my guess, too .....
or maybe the emaciated Ms. Rene just scared him without her clothes on.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:12 AM
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19. You're right, I bet he's gay.
And she isn't willing to stand for it...

Can't say I blame her, poor thing.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:33 AM
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22. You're right: she shouldn't "stand for it"
I wouldn't want to be someone's beard or any other front for any ohter purpose unless we had arranged our lives that way intentionally. Having a relationship that you hold out to be living honestly is a big deal, IMO.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:42 AM
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24. Exactly. There is nothing wrong with a meeting of the minds
but if indeed he's gay and didn't disclose it prior to marrying her, then it's time to move on or come to another meeting of the minds.

Apparently, their minds didn't meet given that she's listed 'fraud' in her complaint. Only an angry woman would do that...
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 08:01 AM
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15. I think she just got married to spite Jack White anyway.
Good ol' Squishface, didn't you know that's not a good reason to get hitched?
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:04 AM
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16. I could stay married to Ann Coulter longer than that
Four months! How do you go from new hot love to divorce in four months?

That's what we call Not Even Trying!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:08 AM
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17. I have no idea how you're talking about
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:12 AM
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18. Rene Zellweger and Chesney.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:14 AM
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20. She got married? I don't know who Kenny is, i need to get out of the cave
more often.
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:30 AM
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21. They kept it very low key. Small ceremony somewhere in the
Carribbean, maybe US Virgin Islands or something like that. I don't normally keep up with this stuff, but I saw a clip of pix when I was surfing tv several months ago.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 09:41 AM
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23. She don't think his tractor is sexy anymore
Fraud....hmmmmmmm
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