Stupidest expletive ever.

[LaraMN]

Holy Hannah!

[enigmatic]

1. I'm going w/ "Fiddlesticks"

Even Richard Pryor couldn't make it sound menacing..

[yewberry]

2. Is that a Minnesota thing?

I'm unaware of, uh, holy hannah.

Mum says "jeannie christmas," though. Does that count?

[LaraMN]

6. Minnesota thing? What do you mean?

We all talk like Dan Rather!:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

3. Jinkies!

My mom actually said that.

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

:rofl: :spray:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Jeepers!

[LaraMN]

7. Jiminy Cricket!

[LaraMN]

8. Ohh! I also hate "gol' durn it!"

[Wapsie B]

9. Dad burnit

[mac56]

10. "Mother Bear!"

My cousin used to say that. I scoffed at him. Now I say it all the time myself.

[billyskank]

11. My bro sometimes says "shit the bed!"

as an exclamation.

[WCGreen]

12. Fudgecicles...

What the fuck is that.....

[kwassa]

13. "Fuck you"

George Carlin did a bit about how this is really a positive wish rather than the wish for harm that it is generally used as.

[progmom]

14. My bleedin' aunt!

[swag]

15. Oh, that's a good one.

[gmoney]

16. "Aw, hamburgers..."

That's what Butters on South Park says...

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. Oh banana oil!

my son actually says this all the time now, and the origin is kind of cool, which we learned watching "Animal Icons: It Came From Japan" on Animal Planet (at least 100 times). When the American production company was redubbing Godzilla Raids Again (AKA Gigantis the Fire Monster) they kept coming across the phrase (phonetically spelled here) "Bakayado" which translates to "silly fool". They needed an English phrase that sort of matched and after much hemming and hawing came up with "Banana Oil".

I can only imagine how many of the preschoolers he sits in class with scratch their heads when he says it.