Ladies..someone needs to grab this guy up

[Horse with no Name]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://personals.yahoo.com/preview/preview?view=1&adid=personals-1100959326-303250&ss=1&m=2

>>>>>>>>snip
Just looking for friends.maybe more but don't push, that drive me off QUICK
i love to dance,grill,go to lake with my daughter(s).
I want a WOMAN that can supply all a man needs & can handle a man give'n a woman her needs.
I am a real person with real feelings, i tend to be a very outspoken person.so wotever it is you wanna know..ASK!!
I speak my mind. butt also respect & expect respect.
Honest, careing, romantic.
i am not jelous & don't like jelous attitudes..BIG TURN-OFF..TRUST IS WHERE ITS AT..
i have my 2 lil girls..want to have a son.
but to be a candidate..you gotta love kids (mainly mine) cuz they my heart & soul. they are "the boss" lol (figure of speech)but if they don't like ya..UR OUTTA THERE!!!
So if you think wot I got is wot you need!
Message me;)


Just think, you too can be dragged to THIS guy's cave tonight,lol.
But hey, someone could tell the guy to use spellcheck!;)

[SteppingRazor]

1. Also funny is what the guy's looking for in a match...

Basically, anything within 25 miles of Paris, TX, that doesn't have a penis.

But all of this kinda begs a question, Horse -- what're you doing trolling the yahoo personals, anyway? ;)

[Horse with no Name]

3. Too funny

For some reason, they show up in my yahoo mail box.
I guess they want to sell their services to me.
I rarely look, but after the heaviness of the past couple weeks, I sure needed some laughs.:)

[rkc3]

6. Give-em a break. Trolling the personals is some of the best fun you could

ever have. Considering what's been going on around the world, we should all take a trip there and have a good laugh.

[villager]

2. Well, I like it that his kids are really important to him.

n/t

[BlueJazz]

4. I'm a Guy but to me, he comes across as a would-be....

.. dominating prick.
If you truly want a sense of where he's at, just imagine if a Lady ran such an Ad....

ON EDIT: Now that I think about it..His statement "If you don't like them/it You're out-a-here" is and shows that he's extremely "Combative" even before the first meeting..AAGG..Fuck um.
(Well, actually..DON'T fuck him!)

[Fridays Child]

5. What special hell is this?

[Horse with no Name]

7. eegads

:yoiks:

[rkc3]

13. That's a purty mullet.

[ropi]

56. i don't know what . . .

was more offensive..the upholstery on that sofa or that mullet! eek!

[crispini]

23. Eeeeeeeek!

This part's funny:

About My Match
Location:Within 25 miles of Paris, TX

Age: 18 - 45

Marital Status:Any

Body Type:Slim, Slender, Average, Athletic, Fit, A few extra pounds

Height:3' 0" - 7' 11"

Eyes:Any

Hair:Any

Ethnicity:Asian, Caucasian (white), Hispanic/Latino, Native American

Sense of Humor:Any

Social Setting:Any

TV Watching:Any

Personality Type:Any

Love Style:Any

Smoking:Any

Drinking:Any

Living Situation:Any

Have Kids:Any

Want (more) kids:Yes

Education:Any

Employment Status:Full-time, Part-time, Homemaker, Retired, Self-employed, Student, Work at home

Occupation:Any

Income:Any

Religion:Any

Attend Services:Any

Political Views:Any

Astrology:Any

Languages:Any

Interests:Any

[DemocratSinceBirth]

31. The Only Thing He Excluded Was African American Females

As if one would have him...

[Catherine Vincent]

38. So he seeks every ethnicity except African American.

Probably a republican.

[Horse with no Name]

41. 3'0 tall?

Who'd qualify for that?
:scared:

[crispini]

50. Midgets and Amazons equally welcome!

:rofl:

[enid602]

67. soiled

Did anybody happen to notice the heavily soiled sofa upholstery? Got, I hope his briefs didn't leave those stains.

[Rude Horner]

8. Is it signed, George W. Bush?

He likes to grill. Can't spell very well. Is a total dickwad. Etc.... :rofl:

[enid602]

9. GWB

Don't you recognize the author? Poor diction? 2 pushy daughters? I wonder if Laura knows that George is steppin' out.

[jobycom]

17. Like Bush would remember he has two daughters.

He hasn't seen them since the convention, and even there he forgot which was which!

[Debau2005]

10. Sorry.

I don't ask much but I do ask that a man be able to use spell check!

[Horse with no Name]

12. Maybe we are just jelous.

:shrug:

[Debau2005]

14. haha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[patrice]

11. Why don't they just say, "I want a WOMAN who will do any sexual

act I might want & can handle every sexual act I might decide to try on her"? - not that there is anything necessarily wrong with that. It's just clearer, more honest.

Otherwise, besides the spelling, he doesn't seem such a bad guy to me.

[Horse with no Name]

15. Maybe it's just me

But the whole undertone is very misogynist.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

20. I Didn't See Where His Ideal Mate Had To Be Pansexual

nt

[patrice]

29. That depends upon how he defines "needs".

[DemocratSinceBirth]

33. I See It Now...

......

[Skittles]

16. I SPEAK MY MIND TOO............BUTT...........

:D

[jobycom]

18. Why ya'll picken on me, I'm tryin'!

:cry:

[Horse with no Name]

21. Two words of advice

Haircut and Spellcheck.
;)

[jobycom]

26. Wot's rong with my speeling?

Or my hair? :cry: I got good kids!

[wellstone_democrat]

57. one more word: pants

definitely pants.

[Cleita]

19. There is that perfect woman out there. Rush Limbaugh marries them

all the time, but he's better have lot's of money.

[Horse with no Name]

22. What is REALLY the funniest thing of all

in this area...this guy is a prize.:wow:
Understand why I don't date.:)

[Cleita]

40. I know what you mean.

I didn't date much either for that reason until I met my then future husband.

[Maddy McCall]

62. NO SHIT! LOLOL!

I know that area. :D

[mcscajun]

24. Translation: I want a woman who'll put up with just about ANYthing

I want to try on her, but no matter what, she's gotta realize she is second to my kids. She must reckon on doing all the freakin' work 'round this place, not ask too many questions, especially about that waitress I wuz flirtin' with last night. Top o' ma list: she'd better know who is the Boss 'round here, and oh yeah...she'd better gimme a son right quick! Or I can chuck her ass back on the street.

Yup...I bet the wimmen are jus' beatin' a path to his door...uh-huh.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. I'll Bet He's A Republican

nt

[jobycom]

28. A Republican who puts his kids first? Maybe, but he'd be the cream of the

crop if he is.

That's like saying the piece of cow dung with the best smell, though.

[theHandpuppet]

27. He needs Ann Coulter's email addy

Sounds like her kind of man.

[in_cog_ni_to]

30. Hmmmm....the guy needs spellcheck, needs grammar lessons,

and just ain't my type. 2 little girls bossing me around? I DON'T THINK SO. ;) I wonder what happens when his new woman gives him a daughter and not a son? Keep on birthin' until he gets it right?:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

54. probably

My asshole stepbrother fathered five kids on threee different women (needless to say he's waaaaaaaaaaaay behind on his child support) to get the girl he wanted. As soon as she was born healthy he made an appointment to get snipped.

He and the winner above could be two of a kind, except that at least yahoo personals guy is actually raising his kids.

[cynatnite]

32. How big is the cave?

Does he drag the women to his cave or carry them over his shoulder?

These are the important questions millions of women are asking.

:sarcasm:

[Debau2005]

34. Perhaps

Someone should let him know that there are international sites where he might be able find what he "wants" in exchange for a Green Card!!

Not that I would wish him on any woman in the world!! YIKES...

[skypilot]

35. This part is really, REALLY creepy:

& can handle a man give'n a woman her needs.

He's going to give her her needs? As he sees them? Kinda sounds like, "When I want your opinion I'll give it to you".

[calico1]

36. I thought beatings might be involved too.

After all, some women need that, you know.:eyes:

[skypilot]

39. I'm always apprehensive...

...of any ad where the person expects you to be able to "handle" them. Seems to me that they are admitting that they need "handling". Like a wild animal.

[MsTryska]

47. i dunno.....

i thought that was code for "I eat the muff".


but maybe that's just me.

[Guaranteed]

49. I think that's his attempt at seduction. nt

[Redstone]

37. Well, at least he's not jelous...or wotever.

Redstone

[txindy]

42. "butt also respect & expect respect"

Apparently his butt gives and expects respect. What a prodigy! :crazy:

[Binka]

43. Ass Respect What More Could I Ask For?

Long ago and in a galaxy far away I actually placed a singles ad on Love AOL. My computer fried the mother board the responses were so bizarre and inane. These people do exist and they do not know how fucking insane they are.

[Horse with no Name]

45. I hear ya

What is REALLY bad...this guy was the cream of the crop in what they sent.:rofl:
Personally I have decided after my last few romantic endeavors that I prefer my cats.:)

[Iris]

51. yet they wonder why the are still single.

[HughBeaumont]

44. Ah wawnts me sum bitches what do anal!

Ah kick ass fer breakfast!

[librechik]

46. 2 girls not a good sign

that means no female orgasm during conception.

just sayin!

[MsTryska]

48. you are brilliant!

*lmao*

[politicat]

63. Where did you get that bit of nonsense?

[Catherine Vincent]

52. Kick!

For the night crew. :-)

[Horse with no Name]

53. yeah

wouldn't want them to miss out on this prize.
:rofl:

[wellstone_democrat]

55. I like a man who can spell

call me crazy but that's one of the many things that sold me on my husband---his command of his native language!

[Bouncy Ball]

58. The photo collage with his daughters and the Cowboys helmets

is killing me.

?psYhlKDBCdNQXbd9

I just wonder who the hell reproduced with him twice. Shit.

[wellstone_democrat]

59. oh. my. god

insane! And, you know he has that in a frame in his living room. You just know he does.

[Bouncy Ball]

60. No, it's in the kitchenette.

As for "snapping this guy up" if I were single, I'd rather live out the rest of my natural days as celibate as a rock than be with him. I'd rather live in a fucking tree house with nothing but a potted cactus to keep me company, if that's my choice.

Shudder. Think I'll go stare at my sleeping husband and thank God he's mine.

[wellstone_democrat]

64. Amen

from beginning to end of your post I'm in agreement!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

61. I'm surprised he didn't advertise for a broodmare.

i have my 2 lil girls..want to have a son.

[Hello_Kitty]

65. 'i have my 2 lil girls..want to have a son.'

Wouldn't want that name to die out would we? :eyes:

[Gnostic]

66. Well...

I don't blame the guy at all for some of the things he says.

Firstly, that he seems to deeply care about his kids, and won't put his social life over them or anyone else. Good for him.

He also wants someone who will be willing to satisfy his "needs" and visa versa. What's wrong with that? Should he molly-coddle the issue? I like the honesty frankly lol.

Thirdly, he won't tolerate jealousy or a suffocating woman. Good for him. I've had a relationship like that before and believe me it sux. I don't blame the guy for stating right from the get that he does'nt want a co-dependant psycho. He gets another nod from me.

Sure, he does'nt seem like you atypical intelligentsia, but he seems honest, open and knows what he wants and cares for his kids. I suppose there's alot worse qualities the guy could have, dontcha think?

[Lethe]

68. i dont really see the sport in this....

how do you know this is a bad guy? yeah, granted, he looks like an idiot redneck. At least he loves his kids, geez.

You guys need to get a life.