a few bush* jokes....

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What is Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
-----He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans

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Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Bush Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men.
----- It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor George Bush..
----The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

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American Indians nicknamed George Bush "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of shit he can't fly!

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Bush lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

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Bush is doing the work of three men: .... Larry, Curly and Moe.

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The Bush revised judicial oath: ! "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe
it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."