You know you've been on DU too long when:

[JimmyJazz]

You accidentally link a "What Does Your Underwear Say About You" test to your document management database instead of the intended document. :D

How about you?

[GOPisEvil]

1. I almost called someone a 'damned freeper' in a conversation w/ a coworker

I caught myself though. :)

[Draill]

2. LMFAO!!!

Thank gus I don't have to do anything important while I spend so much time here. HeeHeee

[JimmyJazz]

5. It's a good thing I realized I had entered the wrong date and went

back to check the document. :D Besides, it wouldn't be the worst mistake I ever made. The worst was filing a brief with a recipe for brownies as an Exhibit :blush:

[Draill]

14. I once sent a bid letter to a vendor with

all the other vendors bids attached. Man that day SUCKED!!!! Have I said that Judge Roberts reminds me of my ex-boss? This is how I know he's unbalanced, same expressions, etc.

[nonconformist]

3. You wonder why ALL boards don't have a "My Posts" feature. nt

[ghostsofgiants]

They really should

It's a great function. I wonder sometimes how I ever lived without it.

[progmom]

4. I almost introduced my husband as "progdad" the other day

Stopped myself just in time. :o

[JimmyJazz]

7. Ha ha ha! I told my oldest child not to get "snarky" with me, once.

:)

[progmom]

9. ha ha ha ha

"What's snarky, mommy?"

[kick-ass-bob]

6. you actually miss Matcom's hippo and ass.

:scared:

[matcom]

10. you do

admit it :D

[flvegan]

8. You send e-mails to co-workers that end in "Ask me anything!"

[texas1928]

11. Never had a problem.

I can tell the difference between web and real life. :P

:hide:

[nonconformist]

12. "Freeper" and "moran" have become part of your everyday dialogue. nt

[JimmyJazz]

13. When you know that people here intentionally type "looser"

when they mean "loser"

[no name no slogan]

18. THAT IS HUGH!!!111111

I find myself doing that in emails lately...

[johnnie]

15. When..

You are in a crowd of people and you say something and when no one responds after a few minutes you yell "KICK!"

[Hugin]

16. When you end a bullet on a slide with "n/t"

[DS1]

17. hahaha!

that's fucking great :rofl: