Are you democrat, repuke or a southern repuke?

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> Subject: Determine what your affiliation is.... Here
> is a little test that
> will help you decide.

>
> Question: How do you tell the difference between
> Democrats, Republicans And
> Southern Republicans?
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obsceneities, praises
> Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal
> .40, and you are an expert
> shot? What do you do? You have mere seconds before
> he reaches you and your
> family
>
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> Democrat's Answers:
>
> 1.Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question!
> 2. Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> 3. Have I ever done anything to him that would
> inspire him to attack?
> 4. Could we run away?
> 5. What does my wife think?
> 6. What about the kids?
> 7. Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> knock the knife out of his
> hand?
> 8. What does the law say about this situation?
> 9. Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
> it?
> 10. Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
> kind of message does
> this send to society and to my children?
> 11. Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
> me?
> 12. Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
> be content just to wound
> me?
> 13. If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
> my family get away while
> he was stabbing me?
> 14. Should I call 9-1-1?
> 15. Why is this street so deserted?
> 16. We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
> day and make this happier,
> healthier street that would discourage such be-
> havior.
> 17. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
> with some friends for
> few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
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> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
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> Southern Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! click.....(sounds of
> reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or
> Wadcutters?"