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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 10:22 AM
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3 little boys .. and baptism. (funny)
three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. they decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to sunday school. so they went to the nearest church only the janitor was the only one there.

one little boy said, "we need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. will you baptize us?"

"sure," said the janitor. he took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. then he said, "now go out and play."

" when they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "what religion do you think we are?"

the oldest one said, "we're not kathlick, because they pour the water on you."

"we're not babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."

"we're not methdiss, because they just sprinkle you."

the littlest one said, "didn't you smell that water! what do you think that means?"

"I think it means we're pisscopalians." the oldest said.


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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 10:24 AM
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1. this makes me think of the South Park episode where they use a sprinkler
to baptize kids...

hahahaha
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 10:41 AM
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2. I've never seen that ..
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 12:18 PM
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