I have a new rule: Everyone must act exactly like me

[kick-ass-bob]

and make me laugh when I want to laugh, and give birth to adults, (sorry ladies - I know it will hurt more, but I don't care)

Then the world would be perfect.

For me, anyways, because of course, it's all about me.

[MissMillie]

1. and they must raise their children just as I raise mine

:hide:

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Fuck the raising part. They should already be adults.

Where have you been? sheesh.

[Hugin]

16. Why not?

My kids insist I was born an adult.

[progmom]

2. very very nice

:thumbsup:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. and they must marinate themselves in world events such that

any thought of alleviating the mandatory constant self flagellation will be greeted with derision and reproachment.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. ooh - another rule:

No big words.

:7

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. me like new rool....

think bad. Do same good. Me be good. Me do same.

[kick-ass-bob]

8. yes. 3 word sentences.

That works too. Much obliged. Oops, uh, thank you.

[Shell Beau]

6. Ha ha ha ha!!

:popcorn:

[Pithlet]

9. :)

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

10. DO you like Bigfoot?

I do

[kick-ass-bob]

11. Yes.

Therefore you may remain on the planet.

[bleedingheart]

12. only if you run around and yell a lot

cuz I need the exercise and it helps me clear my lungs after using my inhaler....

:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. I hate to break this to you, BUT...

...you're not the first person on DU to issue that fatwa, buddy...

I have the "Everyone must act exactly like me" folks show up ALL THE TIME in my threads.

They tell me what I'm thinking.

They second-guess my intentions.

The demand an explanation.

They expect compliance.

They never get it.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. FREEPER!!

:P

:hi:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. LMAO!

:rofl:

:toast:

[Hugin]

15. Wow... I've gotten to use this smilie twice today.

:boring:

It's a new record.