Stop trying to corrupt me. And, don't play innocent with me, either!

[JimmyJazz]

[BikeWriter]

1. What's up today, Sweety? :-)

[JimmyJazz]

4. Not a thing. Hey! You're not one of them, are you?

:o

[BikeWriter]

7. Uh, I don't know. Who are they?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

8. The people who are trying to make me do bad things.

I don't think you are one of them or you would know :)

[kick-ass-bob]

9. .

:hi:

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

12. At least you are brave enough to confess!

(gratuitous smilie)

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. What did Matcom do now?

is it all that Scooter talk?

[JimmyJazz]

5. I confess:

It was thoughts of his bubble butt on that scooter! It got me all het up :silly:

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. hahaha!

Bubble butt!!! :rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

11. Well. He's just so darned proud of the thing!

I mean, you can sit a glass on it and walk away :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

14. Was that you

that did that at the DU gathering?? he is still trying to figure who put that glass there and left. :D

[tjwmason]

3. I am very very innocent

But I'd still like to corrupt you, and corrupt myself at the same time. :D

[JimmyJazz]

6. You are so cute!

And so gay! :7


:loveya:

[BikeWriter]

13. I would never try to make you do bad things, Sweety.

My father raised me to respect Sweet Ladies.

[JimmyJazz]

17. Aw, you make me blush, BW!

However, I have to confess: I'm not that sweet, IRL. In fact, I'm a bit of a crabby pants :D

[BikeWriter]

20. There's nothing wrong with being a crabby pants at times, either.

:)

[usedtobesick]

15. Corrupt is such a ugly word, I prefer "expanding your experience base."

and I never claimed to be innocent....

[JimmyJazz]

16. OMG! Look what you did to me!

[usedtobesick]

18. I think you had these tendencies long before I starting posting on DU...

I'll bet you wake up everyday thanking the cosmic powers that you do not have you as a child. I know every time I see my smart, well adjusted, well behaved kids I wonder who they belong to, cause that was not me when I was their age... :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

21. Puhleeze - I have one child who gave herself a mullet and another

who has a used dental floss collection. I'm being paid back by the cosmic powers. Trust me. :)

[usedtobesick]

30. ROFL... well, they get better I promise.

My son had a collection of dead bugs and the other cut her hair into a kind of reverse mullet, but they now both are contributing members of society, getting good grades and with wicked cool sences of humor. Remember they have to grow up to be cool, they are JimmyJazzSpawn

[billyskank]

38. !!!

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

39. You think I'm kidding:

mullet girl



dental floss collection

[usedtobesick]

40. No I did believe you!

And your daughter is adorable even with the mullet. She has your eyes if we believe the post a picture threads. I love the "don't tach!" Future engineer?

[WCGreen]

42. Do you KNOW how much a used dental Floss collection

is worth on EBay...

This is HUGE.....

[FuzzySlippers]

19. ME corrupt YOU?

You're the one who stays at the MILF Plaza.

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

22. ord! THE MILF-ORD Plaza!

Now you're just trying to start trouble. :P

[kick-ass-bob]

48. .

:o

I KNEW IT!

[RetroLounge]

23. Corrupt?

How can I do that which has already been done?

:shrug:

RL

[JimmyJazz]

25. You'd better be nice to me or I'll tell you more stupid jokes!

:P

[RetroLounge]

28. You are an evil woman...

don't ever change.

RL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Hey there, sweety.......

I saw a greeting card that said...

Lead me not into temptation...I already know the way......


Somehow it seemed appropriate for your thread...

Hope you're having some fun today......

:loveya: :pals:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I'm having some fun. Thank you. I'm obviously concerned about

a lot of my DU friends at the moment, you included, but I'm trying to smile anyway :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. Thanks sweetie...I'm doing OK....

If I weren't here, I'd be in the corner, sobbing...

This is MUCH BETTER for me than that.....

Please don't worry about me...you have enough on your plate...

:hug:

[kick-ass-bob]

27. Have you taken the slut test yet?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

29. I stopped. I didn't want anyone to have that much information about me!

:scared:

[billyskank]

32. Aw. Can I just try to corrupt you a little bit?

:)

[JimmyJazz]

34. Well, there is at least one exception to every rule!

:*

[billyskank]

36. Hooray!

:D

[miss_kitty]

33. You know it's me

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

35. Of course, I know it's you.

W.O.W. :wow: You've got the power!

[miss_kitty]

37. hahaha!

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

41. What if I'm not playing innocent?

I don't have a corrupt bone in my body!

[JimmyJazz]

46. Dude - you lost your virginity to capitalism and you are now

proclaiming your innocence. I don't think so, Skippy. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

51. ...

:yoiks:

[atomic-fly]

43. Chop! Chop!

Police were looking for you!

[JimmyJazz]

45. Don't I know it! Why do you think I'm hiding in the lounge???

:silly:

[merh]

44. Who? Me?

Not ever, no never. :evilgrin: :smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

47. You're the one who keeps trying to convince me that outdoor living

is all the rage these days! Somehow, I don't believe you :silly:

[merh]

49. Back to basics -

just getting back to basics! :crazy:

:hug: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

50. I got you a subscription to Outdoor Living, btw.

Your first issue should be arriving shortly :crazy:

[merh]

52. That's great - but please, please

no "Field & Stream" -- I have had my share of watery sports for now! :silly:

:hug: