Take the "Slut Test"

[kick-ass-bob]

http://okcupid.com/slut

Will anyone measure up to Matcom?


40%
Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 40% Slutty.

[Taverner]

1. OOH OOH OOH!

[jackelope72]

2. 49% Slut here.

I didn't know I had it in me...

[fleabert]

103. ha!

:rofl:

[DS1]

3. 67%

[beltanefauve]

136. Same! 67%

[auntAgonist]

4. wow 64% slut!

:yoiks:

[tjwmason]

5. 50% slut n/t

[Heidi]

6. No way. I loathe the value judgment inherent in the word "slut." (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Jeez. You must have scored high ...............

:popcorn:

[Heidi]

55. Thanks, Crazy,

from the one who respects your "handshake" boundaries. :eyes:

[Taverner]

7. 76% Slut

Wow that was a suprise...LOL

[VelmaD]

28. 72% here...

looks like you're just barely sluttier than I am.

[NewJeffCT]

137. 74%

but, i didn't know a couple of them were married! honest.

[progmom]

8. 40% here

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. 54%

[last_texas_dem]

10. 25% Slut

Woohoo! Guess I'll have to try harder. haha

[southlandshari]

11. Eek!

No way am I telling!



:hide:

[kick-ass-bob]

12. That is BS!

I was going to tell no matter what I got!

[southlandshari]

17. So was I

Until I took the damn thing.

:blush:

[DS1]

14. 12%

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

16. Is that your guess for me?

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Was it higher than, say, 70%?

[southlandshari]

25. Like I said....

[sundog]

141. 50%?

:P

[southlandshari]

143. Not even close.

But no way am I telling if that's a low or a high guess!

:P

[sundog]

144. fine then!

be that way

60% here :party:

[southlandshari]

145. Only 60%?

Wimp.

;-)

[WCGreen]

147. I got 69 I got 69.......

[southlandshari]

149. ROFL!

You just said that to get one of these, didn't you?

:spank:

[WCGreen]

150. Now I'm at 72.....

[southlandshari]

153. STOP!

:spray:

[WCGreen]

154. If I continue.... I will be at 75....

But damn, now I have to run errands.......

[sundog]

148. well...

some of the questions don't really apply to me

if ya know what i'm sayin :P

[southlandshari]

151. I know, I know...

I've been trying to help you out with that little problem, if you haven't noticed yet!

:evilgrin:

[MadisonProgressive]

201. LOSER!

[DS1]

206. DORK!

I was suggesting a number for southlandshari, my score was 67%

[MadisonProgressive]

216. Jeez, no need to get personal!

[DS1]

217. ok,

loser, since we're not getting personal ;-)

[MadisonProgressive]

218. I'd much rather be a loser than a dork any day.

:woohoo:

[southlandshari]

228. WIMP!

67%?

:P

[DS1]

229. You're going to hold that 1% over my head from now on, aren't you

x(

[southlandshari]

230. Nope.

I'm not.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Hey, maybe we can meet sometime!

:woohoo:

[southlandshari]

19. I don't know...

Your score's kinda low!

;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. LOL. OMG!

[Taverner]

33. Awww come on

Tell us all....I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)

[southlandshari]

34. Well, heck.

I just can't choose from the countless perfect responses I could make to your very GENEROUS offer, so I think I'll just leave it at this:





P.S. Check your PM for my score!

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

50. OH SURE! You don't PM the score to the person who posted the link?

:tsk tsk:

[southlandshari]

140. Psssst.....I didn't PM him either!

I just wanted to make him crazy checking his inbox all day!

:P

[Debi]

80. Hmmm..

look down-thread, maybe you should join me and Redqueen for a night of drunken storytelling?! :toast:

[southlandshari]

146. I don't know...

I tried to have a drunken night of storytellin' with JimmyJazz once, and I think it may be responsible for half my score!

:o

(And she doesn't drink!)

[LaraMN]

13. 67%.

That's not so bad. There was alot they left off that quiz, though.:evilgrin:

[matcom]

21. 85% BABY!

:D

:bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. Figures ........

[kick-ass-bob]

23. I knew you wouldn't let me down!!

Now, just convince southlandshari to pony up!

[redqueen]

39. hahah I'm so glad someone scored higher than I did.

Wish it was a female! x(

[Hugin]

43. Darn it matcom! There you go throwing the curve all off.

Now, I'm going to have to rely on extra credit.

[Debi]

61. I would match your score

:cry:

It was all in my past....I'm a God fearing married woman now.....

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

183. Have sex with me - RIGHT NOW!!

We're both straight guys, but given your score, I don't think that really matters to you.

...tramp!

[rbnyc]

194. HA!

We're tied!

:spank:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Who answered yes to golden showers?

[MadisonProgressive]

202. Me!!

I was drunk and lost control - peed on some guys foot - he was not amused!

[trackfan]

26. 57% slut

[Trigger Hippie]

27. 55%

Awright! Better than I thought. :blush:

On edit: BTW, those questions made me wicked horny, baby... mmmmmmmm

[gmoney]

167. Better meaning higher or lower?

It's all relative baby... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Trigger Hippie]

210. It's better cause it's higher than I thought it would be.

I'm proud to be 55% slutty. :thumbsup:

[gmoney]

224. must... not... post... response... I'm... thinking... of...

must... resist...

:)

[tonkatoy57]

29. 76%

It was good to come of age in the 1970's, post pill and pre AIDS

[Crazy Guggenheim]

30. Welcome to DU!!

[GOPisEvil]

31. 44%?!?!

I'm not having NEAR enough sex for being 44% slutty.

[Mrs.Matcom]

168. aaaawwwww

you poor baby!!! come up here, I'll make a slut out of you!!! I scored a 70!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

173. Yay!!!!!

Make me a slut, baby!!! :*

[matcom]

177. which Kitchen Aid MIXER attachment are you bringing up for ME?

:D

[GOPisEvil]

180. This will keep you busy for a while.

[Parrcrow]

32. 71%

but my slut days are behind me.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
sigh.

[ronnykmarshall]

35. 78% !! I expected it to be higher.

The Results ARE IN! You are:


78%
Slut


Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 78% Slutty.

[redqueen]

37. 82% slut

:blush:

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

38. We gotta meet sometime ............

[redqueen]

48. Well I'd love to!

But my slut days are ova! I'm celibate now. O8)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. Oh ok. .............. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah right ............

:spray:

[redqueen]

53. Oh I'm quite serious.

Sounds crazy, though, I know.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

56. I believe you.

[Hugin]

41. Hey, baby... Nice hat.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

54. Thanks.

Nice avatar... :)

[Hugin]

60. Want to see it by moonlight, my dear?

(Seriously, I was just thinking how much I missed your
avatar.)

[redqueen]

73. Cheese?

You like cheese?

:loveya:

[Hugin]

81. With wine and crackers?

But, of course!

:)

[redqueen]

85. Pah!

I like chocolate milk. :)

[Hugin]

87. Chocolate milk and cheese?

Okay! Okay!

[Debi]

63. I hit 85%....I think we'd make great friends!

a bottle of wine and an evening of "You did WHAT?"

[Hugin]

70. Hmm...

There are times I'd like to be a fly on the wall.

[Debi]

79. Rookie!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

82. Hey, I was saving myself for marriage.

:P

[Debi]

84. Me too

and them some guys P_ _ _ S got in the way :blush:

[Hugin]

89. LOL.

OIC...

Happens, yes indeedy... It happens.

[Debi]

90. *giggle*

:hi:

[Hugin]

93. .

:hi: back atcha!

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

96. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:spray:

[Debi]

100. OMG

Can I erase what I've posted?

It's not even night time and I'm sober!

:blush:

[kick-ass-bob]

102. Not from my brain, you cannot.

:tinfoilhat:

See? I'm protected.

[Hugin]

104. Very good... Always use protection.

When posting on DU... Because every post you post has
been posted with everyone who's ever posted to that post.

Is that how it goes?

[Debi]

108. Can it be our secret?

[Hugin]

110. Not a chance...

You know how news moves around here.

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

112. Dammit...now I wish I would have posted to that cooking threat

:eyes:

[Hugin]

115. I'm sure they would have reacted the same way if you had posted that...

on a cooking thread Debi.

;)

[Debi]

119. I wouldn't have posted THAT

I would have said that I prefer garlic powder to garlic salt...no flames and the thread would have dropped...but NOOOO, I post all my naughtiness here and this damn thread won't GO AWAY!!!

[Hugin]

121. I prefer fresh crushed garlic...

Noooo... Seems like this is the "thread that wouldn't die".

I hate it when that happens.

;)

[Debi]

122. (must not post a response...must will this thread to die.....)

x(

[kick-ass-bob]

125. Bah. I'll just link to it from a new thread

if you try to do that!
:P

[Debi]

129. Waaaahhhhh

:cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

123. how many more to 1000?

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

126. It's more than all my fingers and toes... So, I couldn't tell ya.

;)

[Hugin]

134. Whoops... Almost got away.

Can't let that happen.

:kick:

[redqueen]

71. Yes, more than likely!

:D

Can we make it two bottles? ;)

[Debi]

78. You Betcha!

[xmas74]

176. Can I join you?

88%. I didn't realize that I used to be that bad.

[MadisonProgressive]

204. Debi - I'm 80% - ya wanna party ??

[plcdude]

139. 64%

I thought your's would be higher Just Kidding>

[redqueen]

152. Hardy har har!

:spank: :P

[Taverner]

160. Heya...interested in raising my slut score?

It's only at a measly 76% ;)

[taterguy]

40. 61%

Who really cares?

[redqueen]

45. It's just for fun...

Welcome to DU... interesting thread to make your first post on. ;)

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. Welcome to DU taterguy!!

[kick-ass-bob]

47. Welcome to the Lounge!

Where no one cares, but we say it anyway!

Welcome to DU.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

42. I just got The Word of the Day from Merriam-Webster; simon-pure

simon-pure \sye-mun-PYUR\ adjective

: of untainted purity or integrity; also : pretentiously or hypocritically pure

Example sentence:
Alfred is a simon-pure Republican, rocked in his cradle to the stirring rhythms of G.O.P. speeches, grown to a man sure to vote the party line.

Did you know?
British dramatist and actress Susannah Centlivre (1669-1723) introduced the character of Simon Pure in her 1718 comedy A Bold Stroke for a Wife. In that play, Colonel Fainall wants to marry Anne Lovely, but to do so he must win the consent of Anne's guardian, a Quaker gentleman named Obadiah Prim. Fainall tries to gain the needed approval by impersonating a Quaker preacher named Simon Pure. Unfortunately for the scheme, the real Simon Pure appears and proves himself to be the genuine article. People adopted the phrase "the real Simon Pure" (which in turn gave rise to the adjective "simon-pure") from the play to refer to things true or genuine.

*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.

[underpants]

44. 60%

[billyskank]

49. 30%

Just so you know. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. With a name like billyskank?? Are you sure? lol.

[billyskank]

57. It is quite a misnomer

I should ask Skinner if I can change it. I should be called billypureasthedrivensnow or something. :crazy:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

68. LOL.

[taterguy]

58. Well . . .

I know I shouldn't care but I admit that I'm interested in other people's sex lives, even though I'll never meet them

[kick-ass-bob]

62. Well, seeing how people just report a number,

I don't think you are getting too much information.

[Hugin]

59. Dang, only 63% slutty.... MATCOM YOU BROKE THE TEST!

$@@!%#!#%

[billyskank]

64. He skewed the curve...

:grr:

[Hugin]

66. No kidding....

It scares me to think what I would have had to do to
get up in the 80's.

Geeeze.

:scared:

[MissHoneychurch]

65. 50% Slut

and I was 50% weird. Does fit, doesn't it :rofl:

[xmas74]

174. I got a higher score than you.

[no name no slogan]

67. 53% slut

Kind of average, I guess...

[Shell Beau]

69. 39%

you are absolutely 39% Slutty.

[Hugin]

72. You must add 50 to that number to normalize for matcom.

Threw the curve off...

[Shell Beau]

76. Ha ha!

I saw his number, and :wow:

[Debi]

83. WHAT?

We must get you a social life!!! :hug:

[Hugin]

86. I'm thinking Shell Beau is in denial.

After all... Shell has the flirty little "bad grrrl" smiley.

[Debi]

88. Maybe it's the....if I cross my fingers while I do this it doesn't count

syndrome? Hey, works for me :thumbsup:

I'm now at 25%!!!! :7

[Hugin]

91. Ohh! Is that how it works?!?!?!

I'm a VIRGIN once more!

:woohoo:

[Hugin]

97. Ooops... Better not go around saying that near any active volcanoes.

Might be listeners about.

:yoiks:

[Debi]

98. For you!

[Hugin]

99. Awe, thank you...

I don't have to marry my mom or anything strange like that
do I?

[Debi]

105. Is there something you want to share with the group?

[Hugin]

109. Oh my (newly) virgin eyes!

OMG!

Scandalous! I tell ya... Scandalous!

[Debi]

111. Here

this will help :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Hugin]

116. Ah, yes... It always does.

Next! I will deflower my virgin eyes by doing a search on
DS1 threads.

:toast:

[Debi]

117. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:wow:

[Hugin]

124. Scary thought....

Maybe I'd better ease into this new found virginity by
searching Google Image with innocuous, yet, suggestive
words.

:scared:

[Debi]

128. Like 'candy' and 'babydoll'

WHY DO I KEEP RESPONDING? x(

[Hugin]

131. I have no idea...

Must be some Freudian thing. :shrug:

Thanks for the search tips!

:)

[redqueen]

95. hahahahaha...

I'm now at 20%

Pure as the only slightly sullied snow. O8)

[Debi]

120. I guess we'll be drinking virgin mary's now!

[Hugin]

127. Yum... That'd be good right about now.

Extra celibacy in mine please.

;)

[I Have A Dream]

74. 45%

[caty]

75. 44%

:evilgrin:

[friesianrider]

77. 54% slut...

:blush:

[Texasgal]

92. Oh wow.

70%... geez... I never knew!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

94. Ride 'em cowgirl!!

[fleabert]

101. 59%

ah shit!

[gmoney]

164. Must be a malfunction...

You're as pure as the driven snow, you are!

[fleabert]

208. perhaps these days I could be called prude...

but that simply was NOT true about 11 years ago!

[gmoney]

214. Oh to have known you then...

:party: :headbang: :evilgrin:

[usedtobesick]

106. 67% and I am shocked...

[toey]

107. as i bow my head in shame 71%

[Parrcrow]

113. that's what I got too

I was also surprised at how low it was.:hi:

[ellie]

114. 61% slut

My mom is gonna be so proud!

[warrens]

118. 75 percent

I'm so ashamed.

[OhioChick]

130. Holy Cow........... 62%

[RandomKoolzip]

132. 37%.

[Debi]

169. Oh, bullshit

you must've skipped some of the questions :crazy:

[RandomKoolzip]

213. Nah....I just always preffered drugs and rock and roll to sex.

[Arkana]

133. 25%, y'all.

[TomInTib]

165. 90% Boy, going to Hell sure has been fun!

[Debi]

170. How did you do THAT?

:wow:

[TomInTib]

181. It's HARD WORK and absolute dedication ....

I'm just pissed I missed out on the 10% balance.
Oh well. Maybe next life.

[xmas74]

178. Not far behind you-88%.

Save me a seat when you get there please. I'll give you a favor in return since I'm such a slut.

[MissHoneychurch]

219. you sure have

damn, you could teach me some :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

225. I didn't realize how bad I was

until this stupid little quiz told me so.

[Greyhound]

135. 78% Slut. Sounds about right, there's a few things I won't do. n/t

[Citizen Jane]

138. 64%

:hide:

[WCGreen]

142. 69% slut......

Damn, there is something special about scoring 69 on a slut test....

[In_The_Wind]

203. lovely ...

just sayin' cause I agree with you ...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

155. OK...I'm 37% slut...

Not bad for an old lady......:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

156. The Results ARE IN! You are:

76% Slutty

I think it's just because I'm old

And I've been around.

[mainegreen]

157. 71 %

I had to check off way to many things.

Isn't this a sex thread?

[wildhorses]

158. 55%

:blush:

[iconoclastic cat]

159. Huh...how'd that happen?

The Results ARE IN! You are:

66%
Slut

[skygazer]

161. 81%

That's without trying to skew the results - hell, I thought I was being conservative. :shrug:

[KyndCulture]

162. I win!!! 69% SLUT!!!!

[Guy Fawkes]

163. 20%... but...

I think you get 10% just for taking the test (that's how most work, to normalize scores...)

[Mr. McD]

166. Excellent number.

69% Slut

[tocqueville]

171. 83% here

but I think that the test is morally biased. The fact that you are very sexually active and open doesn't mean that you have to be promiscuous, cheat or whatever

but OK I'm French

[tocqueville]

184. I accept all interesting propositions

forgot to say

B-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

172. 60%....

I never realized that at the age of 32, french kissing was a factor in sluttiness.

[patdem]

175. DAMN...81% Slut..and it is SCIENTIFIC..ain't nothing I can do about it!

Actually I thought I was worse than ANYONE EVER...seems I am about 3/4's down the bell curve...WOW...There are WORSE! Phew! :spank:

[xmas74]

179. I'm worse.

And I'm not as slutty as some of my friends are.

[lildreamer316]

182. 75%.

Suprise Suprise. Maybe the myths are true.........

[calico1]

185. 46% n/t

[Kat45]

186. I got 56%, which is not all that high, which is amusing today because

I was buying something in a sexuality boutique this afternoon, and when the owner was waiting on me and talking to me, she said she'd send me information about private-type safe sex parties that she has--because I seemed like the type who would be into that. LOL

[Beware the Beast Man]

187. 53% slut.

Above average, considering I have been in a relationship for the last 4 years and married for the last 2. Most were youthful indescretions. :)

[Fleshdancer]

188. 69% - Best slut number EVER!

yay me! :applause:

[rbnyc]

195. That's awesome! (nt)

[BlueJazz]

189. 75 percent

[Wapsie B]

190. 72% slut

Kind of amazed me when I started thinking about it. I'm naughtier than I thought I was. :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

191. 77%

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 77% Slutty.

[Briarius]

192. 67% Slut!

Not too bad I guess...

[rbnyc]

193. 85% SLUT!

:evilgrin:

No surprise.

"Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 85% Slutty."

[supernova]

196. 47% Slut

because I admit to having the odd racy thought, and have given someone pity sex.

But, I've never cheated.

[In_The_Wind]

197. 81%

[TroubleMan]

198. 89%....lol

Never be 100%, because there's just certain things I just won't do.

[benburch]

199. 78% slut!

You expected no less, right?

[xmas74]

212. I expected you to have a higher score than I had!

Now I kinda feel bad.

[MadisonProgressive]

200. 80% slut!

I didn't realize it was so obvious!:silly:

[Pale Blue Dot]

205. 55%

Can't figure out if this is a good thing or not.

[SarahB]

227. I'm not posting my score.

:scared:

About yours, I'd say it's good enough to be good, but not bad enough to be too bad. :D

Just right. :loveya:

[njdemocrat106]

207. 33% Slutty

I'm surprised it was that high!

[fortyfeetunder]

209. 56%

easy to score on these silly little tests once one is married...:rofl:

[peekaloo]

211. 42%

:P

[mcscajun]

215. 55% Slut

The Results ARE IN! You are:

55%
Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 55% Slutty.

[philosophie_en_rose]

220. 33%

I'm a failure! :P

[ZombieNixon]

221. 36% slut. I guess I need to get more drunk more often.

Sheesh, after thirteen beers last week, I was mostly normal, just slightly more inclined to touch a girl's ass. How much do I need to imbibe?!

[slutticus]

222. 80%...... Disappointing to say the least

There is NO WAY I am less slutty than Redqueen damnit.....

[Left_Winger]

223. 53%

[PROMETHEUS UNBOUND]

226. 59% Slut

[regnaD kciN]

231. 50%...

However, to put that in perspective, that score was "normalized against the average" of a group of which (according to the results on the final page) 57% of the respondents were virgins. Given that sort of "control group," the Pope would probably get a pretty high score...

[MrScorpio]

232. 68 percent

That's kind of low for me

The negative answers for those drug did me in