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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:27 PM
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck. :think:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:28 PM
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1. Hee hee!
Funny!
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:29 PM
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3. Thank you, thank you.........I'll be here all week.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:34 PM
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4. Encore!! Encore!!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 03:28 PM
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2. Ba-doom *pssh!*
Sorry, it's in the rules.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:14 PM
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6. More like "Wah Wah Wah"
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:13 PM
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5. What if she's a virgin who was artificially inseminated?
Then she's not 'unscrewed' so the joke doesn't work...

Another dazzling display of logic from my steel-trap intellect...:crazy:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:14 PM
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7. As Jesus said in response to that same question... "Give it a rest, mom!"
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:15 PM
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8. What do you call a hula-hoop with a nail in it?
A navel destroyer.


...and I'm OUTTA HERE! :7
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM
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9. Who's this clown? You tryin' to edge in on my act?
Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM by WeRQ4U
:shrug: :P
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