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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:53 PM
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kick-ass-bob kicked my ass! now its flat
:cry:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 04:56 PM
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1. Don't say THAT! If it's true, I've lost my reason for living.
:silly:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:09 PM
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4. Don't despair, there's still one of these in the world:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:10 PM
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5. would you PLEASE tell him
to comb his fucking eyebrows?

he won't listen to me x(
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:22 PM
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8. No way.
I'm using them to knit an awning for his moustache.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:17 PM
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6. True. True. But, alas and alak his heart and
his cute butt belong to another. :)

:cry: :cry: :cry:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:22 PM
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7. Ermm... Uhhhh...Dudette....
*koff* So do matcom's.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:25 PM
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9. Actually me and Mrs Matcom were discussing her husband's
"assets" earlier today. She wanted to know if I was the one who, at the Boston gathering, put my glass on her husband's ass and walked away. I said "yes," but it was really yvr girl. :)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:31 PM
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10. I could start
a rumour that you're actually yvr girl's sock puppet, but you're going to have to be a whole lot more flirtatious if this is going to work.

:D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:33 PM
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11. LOL! I only flirt with gay men and BigMcLargeHuge!
Well, maybe one or two others, but that's IT!

Besides, yvr girl has this thing for lamp posts which I just really don't understand! :silly:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:38 PM
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13. *LOL*
;)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 09:24 PM
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18. I would NEVER
walk away from Matcom's ass.
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:33 PM
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12. OMG!!!
You are killing me!!! ahahahaha!!!
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:01 PM
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2. I'm curious - Does Skittles still kick ass?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 05:02 PM
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3. yes
and it is HOT!
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:11 PM
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14. I can help...


Bend over. Hey, you're 85% slut, so it's not like this is something you've never done before.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:36 PM
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15. I'm SAVED!!
AND suddenly quite arroused :think:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-05 06:36 PM
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16. Hey, wasn't that a Wesley Willis tune?
nt
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 01:28 PM
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17. How did I miss this?
*whew* good thing I found it again.

:D
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