Post your lame-ass inanities here,

[Dave Reynolds]

so as to not offend the lounge critics and strikers.

:eyes:

[skygazer]

1. I'm not sure if anything is inoffensive today

It's rather volatile in here. :nuke:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. And on Friday, even.

Damn, it's the weekend, kids!

[taterguy]

3. best movie quote ever

Hey, be nice, because, wherever you go, there you are

[Dave Reynolds]

4. Buckaroo Banzai?

That's my guess.

Oh, and welcome to DU!

[taterguy]

6. best movie quote ever

correct

[kwassa]

49. Underneath my clothes, I'm naked.

I thought you would want to know.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[taterguy]

9. Welcome to Du

Thank you for reminding me to toss London Calling into my CD player

[JimmyJazz]

10. How did I do that?

:D My screen name, my avatar or my sig line? Or all of the above?

[taterguy]

16. How did I do that?

Your screen name. I don't recognize your avatar and I don't know of any connections between the Clash and Joan Baez

[JimmyJazz]

17. You don't have to repost what I said (FYI)

My avatar is a picture of Joe Strummer and "Ignore Alien Orders" was a sticker Joe had on his favorite telecaster (as seen in the Rock the Casbah video). :D

[taterguy]

22. d'oh

I've been exposed as a poseur, someone whose knowledge of the Clash isn't as extensive as what I'd like to pretend it is. All I know is what I learned from reading Lester Bangs.

[JimmyJazz]

31. Lester Bangs! I love Lester Bangs.

even if HE is a bit of a poseur. You need to read "Let Fury Have the Hour" - it's a great book. And, I won't fault you for not being totally Clashified. :D I admire and respect you anyway :loveya:

[patdem]

5. If bush** ain't the greatest president in the universe I ain't a gay man!

There...my inanity..or is that inanitie?? :shrug:

[Dave Reynolds]

8. I like inanity,

insanity, inanities, and other -ities.

[DS1]

11. Poop

Discuss.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

13. It happens.................n/t

[Dave Reynolds]

14. Some people think it's funny,

but it's really brown and...

oh, never mind.

[edbermac]

12. Why don't you take a short walk on a long pier?

Clam up oyster down...make like a tree and get outta here...

[Dave Reynolds]

15. Howzabout

I make like a hockey stick and get the puck out?

[Sabriel]

18. I like to drink water.

It's good for me. (That inane enough?)

[Dave Reynolds]

20. Most excellent.

Next step will be to make it a thread topic!

[Liberalynn]

19. Me Winning the Mega Millions Lottery

"Hey, It could Happen"

"Angels in the Outfield."

[Dave Reynolds]

21. I am not sharing the Mega Millions,

I'm gonna buy a yacht and become a repuke.

Now wait, I'm gonna stick an icepick through my brainstem now.

[Liberalynn]

23. There's

no law that rich people have to become Repukes. ;-)

If I win I am making a huge donation to our Dems and then I am opening my German Shepard rescue. I am also going to get a big screen TV and a whole bunch of DVDs and books. I've always wanted a house with a library in it. I'm also going to become a hermit in my home and have everything delivered.

[Dave Reynolds]

24. I wuz just teasin',

our German Shep came from a rescue in West Virginia.

I myself would probably go with a Mustang horse rescue.

[Liberalynn]

25. LOL

Mustangs are beautiful. Thank you for giving a Shepard a home. I love those dogs.

[Arugula Latte]

26. I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

I like Soup!

[Dave Reynolds]

28. Soup is good,

so is pie. And cake. And pancakes.

Now I'm hungry.

[Lubernaut]

27. Ahora caga la aguila.

[Dave Reynolds]

29. Yeah, what you said!

Um...what did you say?

(Sadly monolingual American here).

[Lubernaut]

43. "Today is payday."

Literal translation: Today the eagle is shitting.

I love it!

[Dave Reynolds]

45. Good one!

My wife is the spanish speaker in the house, but all I learned was just enough to get me shot.

[miss_kitty]

30. I'm eating ice cream

[Dave Reynolds]

32. What flavor?

I have had to go to "no added sugar" ice cream. x(

[miss_kitty]

37. Actually it was Haagen Dazs Vanilla

Frozen yougurt-but it's as good as most other ice creams...

[Dave Reynolds]

39. I may say to hell with the Splenda

and try it.

[BikeWriter]

33. Say what? Well, I never!

Almost never, anyways.

[Dave Reynolds]

34. BW!

Let's go have a mink sammich!

:toast:

[BikeWriter]

35. ROFLMFBO! Sure, and maybe some ermine dumplings?

:toast:

[Dave Reynolds]

36. Yea buddy!

And for dessert: Chinchilla fritters!

:woohoo:

[BikeWriter]

38. Hey, way cool! Then the furriers won't be wasting...

the carcass and everybody's happy! :-)

[left hand man]

40. "I never drive faster than I can see"

Total mind fart--- I can't recall the movie.The actor was Kirk Russell."Big Trouble In Little China"?maybe

[Dave Reynolds]

41. I am drawing a blank, as well.

:shrug:

[gmoney]

42. "ROTFL! Saw "Wedding Crashers" tonight - fucking hilarious and brilliant!"

meh...

[Dave Reynolds]

46. You sound less than

thrilled with said flick.

[gmoney]

48. It had potential, but it slipped into tired formula

The first 20 minutes were clever and amusing... the last 70 minutes has been done a hundred times.

[Left Is Write]

44. Isn't everything I post a lame-ass inanity?

[Dave Reynolds]

47. Of course not.

Inanity maybe, but not lame-ass!

:P