I'm Buying Fur Coats For The Kids So They Look Good In Fancy Restaurants

[matcom]

:popcorn:

what's that honey? dinner time? COMING!




























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[sundog]

1. you're a good father matcom

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

3. i am the BEST father in the WORLD sundog

because i chose not to be one :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Yes he's a great father, expect to all of his abandoned children!

Papa can you hear? :cry:

[sundog]

13. he will also buy you a fur coat to wear in fancy places rev

he owes me

[MissB]

2. Your child already *has* a fur coat.

sheesh.

[WeRQ4U]

4. Make sure you add a hat made of some animal pelt as well.

Perhaps Muskrat or arctic fox. Just suggestions. IN the colder months, they will appreciate it.

[blondeatlast]

5. But will they behave if they get them? nt

[jmm]

6. If they don't behave he can taser them n/t

[Debi]

8. cage 'em! n/t

[skygazer]

7. You could strip the feathers off a songbird to make a hat, too

Just sayin'.

[BikeWriter]

15. As long as it's not a native one.

There are laws about that.

[hfojvt]

20. and get them some genuine tennis rackets too

http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/LC/Naturalgut.html

except I just found out they were not made from cats. Rats.

[XemaSab]

23. Strip the feathers off?

To be really fashionable, you have to have the whole BIRD!

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Make sure they come from J-Lo's line,

I hear the quality is quite high, the animals are exquisitely tortured prior to death.

:popcorn:

[DS1]

10. stop by the library on the way home

[SOteric]

11. Oooo! ~Purple~ fur coats!

[Fenris]

14. Don't forget one for your dog too!

My schnauzer LOVES her fur coat. :D

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Make sure to bring a doggy bag home

for the feral cats!

[ronnykmarshall]

17. How about a nice bucket of chicken

from FKC???

[Team44Car]

18. REAL lynx will impress the fancy restaurant peoples a lot

The horrible whimsical carnage of nature's greatest creation
goes a long way in these circles. (If you are extremely unlucky
it might even get you into that fancy country club you have been thinking about ;)

[Telly Savalas]

19. Can you pick me up a take out order of veal breaded with cornflakes?

[XemaSab]

21. I went to school with kids

who had fur coats.... Brian Laney, I SAW your sister in that thing! Just because she was in second grade, that's NO EXCUSE!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. I'm the terrible personwhose gum they will sit on when you ask for a booth

[hyphenate]

24. They already have fur coats!

They're warmer than you are!