Clinton Got A BlowJob. Bush Did Not.

[Yavin4]

Clinton was a great president who brought us 8 years of unprecedented peace and prosperity.

Bush's presidency is nothing more than a series of catastrophic events.

Thus, we can conclude that when men get blowjobs, they're able to accomplish great things, and when men don't get blowjobs, they're more likely to start wars and cause other catastrophic events.

So, ladies, if you want the world to be a better place, then start giving out blowjobs.

[LaraMN]

1. Give us gals some credit.

If it were that simple, we'd have figured it long before you!:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

2. Let me know how this works for you

Actually, blowjobs are all about supply and demand. And I think I'll stop now, while I'm ahead.

[Kire]

5. You're always a head.

And a hard one at that

[ZombieNixon]

3. I'm liking this logic very much.

:evilgrin: Does that make me a bad person? Or just an adolescent sex-hound?

[spacelady]

4. that ribbon gives me the vapours! (fanning myself)

[Kire]

6. it looks like a turd

[LaraMN]

8. Yes, a fleshy, writhing turd.

I concur.

[ZombieNixon]

Ha Ha Ha.

It's all sumblinable, I tell ye.

[Wapsie B]

7. But then there's the Jennifer Fitzgerald exception.

I mean Jenny more than likely polished 41's knob a few times and look how he did.

[spacelady]

9. For eight more years of peace & prosperity, I would give

Bill Clinton a blowjob.

[Lilyhoney]

16. LOL

:headbang:

[Floogeldy]

10. I like the way you think.

;)

[ofrfxsk]

11. Let's eliminate the middle "man" and have all women leaders

It'd save us all a bunch of bullshit. You could deal with your penii problems privately while we actually help the world. Deal? :)

[auntAgonist]

12. is this one of them thar

sex threads?

[flowomo]

13. well, that new study says half of all teens give or get 'em...

so the future looks good!

[friesianrider]

14. In the words of Samantha from SATC...

"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Honey. They don't call it a job for nothin'!"

...truer words have NEVER been spoken. :)

[Lilyhoney]

15. When ever my husband has a real tough problem at work,

and is truely having no hope of finding a solution, I take over and amazingly enough, problem solved.:argh: :9 :blush: :pals: :think:

[Maddy McCall]

17. Unprecedented prosperity?

Ask the families affected by "welfare reform" if the 90s was a decade of prosperity for them. I don't think so.

And I won't even mention NAFTA.

Clinton was a good, so-so president, but by no means the greatest.

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. "A good so-so president" sums it up.

No FDR, not even LBJ; "peace" bar Bosnia and Somalia and a few other minor conflagrations; the "unprecedented prosperity" of a stock market run, driven by the tech bubble, that looked an awful lot like what happened in the late 1920's (the American standard of living and average per capita income in constant dollars peaked in 1967, by the way...so much for "unprecedented"). And then there's NAFTA and the triumph of neoliberalism and the subsequent death of most of the US textile industry and so on; maybe he wasn't getting enough blowjobs. :shrug:

[BikeWriter]

18. Hear, hear!