How do you think Matcom's butt would look in ...

[Mrs.Matcom]

THESE while riding his scooter??? I just ordered them!! :D



j/k :D

[VelmaD]

1. With or without...

the jeans? ;)

And get him better shoes than that.

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. Well...

that depends on if he is riding when the weather is cold...you know you have to account for shrinkage!!!


the shoes will be much better! :D

[VelmaD]

7. I vote for...

black leather butt-stomping boots with lots of straps and shiny buckles.

Or a pair of red patent leather stiletto heels.

Whatever you prefer. ;)

[Fenris]

2. ROFL - what's with the loafers on the model???

Is he a hard core biking accountant? :D

(I mean, they could be boots, but they really look like loafers)

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. Are these better??

These are much more his style...:D

[Fenris]

12. YES!

Those are AWESOME! :D

[WCGreen]

18. I'm sorry but those boots look sooooo Gay.....

The Village People Endorsed then.....

[Mrs.Matcom]

39. Well...

he does like Flames :D

[WCGreen]

42. That's cause he is hot....

And spanks Barney Way tooo much.......

I'm just bein' silly.....

Now.....

[Mrs.Matcom]

52. We love silly!!! n/t

[DS1]

62. ahahhaahha, Farcely Davidson makes flaming boots

hjahahhahahahah :rofl:

[billyskank]

3. I think he would cut a fine figure of a man

with those tassels flowing in the wind behind him, and his ass bobbing down the street like two orbs in the moonlight. :D

[Az]

5. OH! The humanity!!

Won't someone please think of the children?!?!

[In_The_Wind]

6. Those shoes gotta go!

but the chaps are a must !!!

just sayin'

and the leather jacket should have a zip out lining ...

[SOteric]

8. I'll bet that really chaps his ass.

:7

[VelmaD]

9. Heeeeeeee...

you slay me. :rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. ROFLMAO n/t

[matcom]

14. NOT TO WORRY! I am prepared!

:D

[SOteric]

21. That'll never do, you need:

[Mrs.Matcom]

41. Damn,

I just ordered a fifty gallon drum of the bag balm!!! Wonder if I can send it back??? :shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

61. I saw that in the store the other day. I had to restrain myself.

Good ol' butt paste. You just can't have enough on hand, ya know?

[GOPisEvil]

13. DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[matcom]

15. whose side are you ON anyway?

x(

[GOPisEvil]

19. Come on...you know all the wimmen would be checkin' out your ass!

Well, more than they already do I guess. You know you love it. :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

43. You know him so well!

He is always parading around with that ass sticking out!!! :hi:

[Fleshdancer]

16. great! it goes with the halter I ordered him a few days ago:

but he definitely needs some new shoes.

[Mrs.Matcom]

45. Perfect!!

That will cover his nipple hairs!!! Don't want those blowing in the breeze!!

[Fleshdancer]

48. well I've been talking with Matcom....

and I think we're in agreement that you need to learn how to braid his ass hair. Perhaps a nice small circular french braid around his nipples would be a good thing to learn too.

[Mrs.Matcom]

54. OK, but

should I add the beads or not???

[Fleshdancer]

56. damn fine question...

it's all personal preference of course, but I would definitely go with beads on the nipple hair. Big colorful beads are really 'in' this season. For the ass, I say do the unexpected. Everyone will be expecting beads so I recommend going for charms instead...really keep 'em guessing, you know? Make his ass a trend setting ass.

[Mrs.Matcom]

58. Thank you for the advice

I will definetly take it heart! charms what a novel idea!!!

[Fleshdancer]

59. nothing tells a man you love him more than a monogrammed ass charm!

:D

[Az]

17. Aren't there laws about how much body hair can be showing

If not.... there should be.

[matcom]

20. i'll have you know my ASS is as SMOOTH as the day i came INTO this world

:grr:

on edit: front too :P

[Fleshdancer]

22. wow. the hairy baby ass must have scared your mom!

:P

[matcom]

24. not really

she learned quick how to braid :bounce:

[Fleshdancer]

28. ass french braids peeking through leather chaps...SEXY!

Does Ms. Matcom know how to braid?

[matcom]

30. bitch is SUCH a slacker

x(

[Fleshdancer]

31. my mother-in-law taught me how to knit....

maybe your mom can teach your wife how to ass braid? Just think of the harmony that could bring to your family on Thanksgiving...everyone huddled around your ass, braiding and reminisncing....

[matcom]

32. then what the HELL do we do at CHRISTMAS?

now your just confusing holidays

[Fleshdancer]

35. the official ass wax celebration of course!

what the fuck kind of Christmas does YOUR family celebrate? Jeez, everyone knows it's not officially Christmas until all the ass hair has been waxed from the men's asses. :eyes:

Why do you hate Jesus?

Now I'm not so sure you deserve the leather chaps.

[matcom]

37. because Jesus was a dirty hippie

:eyes:

[Mrs.Matcom]

51. Poor thing

is blind!!! J/K

[Az]

23. Ooog.... hairy baby..... must grind glass into mind's eye

[Az]

25. If you were really brave

You would order him a set of these:

[matcom]

26. what makes you think she HASN'T?

:bounce:

[Az]

27. Woulda made the national news

We woulda all heard about it by now.

[Mrs.Matcom]

46. Psst

His is red and he has a pair of feathered mules to go with!!! :rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

29. no no no. that color is all wrong for Matcom.

he's more of an autumn I think.

[Az]

33. So more like this?

Or maybe ..... this?

[matcom]

34. i absolutely LIVE for good camel-toe

:loveya:

[Fleshdancer]

40. HOOK 'EM HORNS BABY!

Oh hell yeah, Matcom deserves to be draped in burnt orange leather...head to toe! (don't let GOPisEvil fool you - Aggie maroon is NEVER acceptable)

Matcom can wear the black ensemble for more formal occasions. Great find AZ!

[Mrs.Matcom]

47. Does the top

Come with it??? that is soooo not his style!

[sundog]

36. i've already seen him in them

:D

[matcom]

38. well SOMEONE had to cut out the hole

:D

[arwalden]

44. Oh-My-God... Hubba-Hubba! Hold Me Back!!

I gotta git me somma dat now!

I know all about those, so I'd be happy to help Matcom try them on for the first time and make sure they fit. Of course, the only proper way to try them on is to wear only a standard jock strap (or even a black leather jockstrap).

Allow me to share my expertise. I will be my PLEASURE!

Those are very nice Mrs. M... I'm sure he'll love them. Will you do us the favor and share photos with us?

Warm regards,
Allen

[Mrs.Matcom]

50. Honey!

Not only will I share the photos, but I was desperately hoping that you would come up and show him the proper way to wear them!! He already has the black leather jock strap, who would have thunk it?? I see from your post that you are very knowledgeable in the proper way to 'display' the goods. I would hate it if he were laughed at!!! ::*:
Lori

[matcom]

57. she only ordered me the PATTERN

YOU gotta come on over and cut everything OUT! :D

:loveya:

[ZombieNixon]

49. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I haven't had such a good laugh in weeks. This entire thread is AWESOME, though matcom's hairy baby ass takes the cake!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DS1]

53. I thought road-rash was only an issue if you got faster than 15

:hide:

[Mrs.Matcom]

55. True, but I am trying

to prevent road rash!! Don't want that butt to get a big raspberry on it!! :D

[yvr girl]

60. Sure, I go out for the day and there is an ENTIRE thread

dedicated to Matcom's ass.

*pout* I hate when I miss all the fun.

BTW, will he model the ensemble for me next time I go to Boston. We can hoot and holler. I might even stuff some money in the chaps. :D