the most misogynist comic book ever.....ever...

[cleofus1]

[BreweryYardRat]

1. (snort)

God, that's funny. :rofl:

[cleofus1]

3. the minute i saw it

i knew i had to post it...

[evlbstrd]

2. Look at the shape right in front of the Captain's face.

[Tom Kitten]

11. you have a dirty mind!

take that! :D

[cleofus1]

12. i bet

he gets all the hot chicks

[Tom Kitten]

13. I would agree...

looks like that big cheese of his packs quite the punch!

[evlbstrd]

17. Yikes!

It's not me, it's the drawing!

[Tom Kitten]

18. of course

I was just trying to be humorous! what I really meant is I appreciated you're noticing the dangling thing (I had not noticed it and has it as of yet been positively identified) and I thought it was so funny I thought I'd hit you over the head with my response!

That's it, in a nutshell...

[evlbstrd]

19. They were both funny.

Strange thing about that shape. I spotted it right away.

[Tom Kitten]

20. the shape is not that strange...

that's a common phallus, see? :D

[evlbstrd]

21. It's kinda lumpy.

Does the yeast have an STD?

[Tom Kitten]

22. There's no way to know...

google search yields el zilcho...

[evlbstrd]

23. Maybe it should get tested.

But I ain't paying for it!

[ofrfxsk]

4. I almost choked on my beer just now

lmao

[Sabriel]

5. Doesn't he know boric acid will wipe it out?

I'm mean, really.... No need for histrionics.

[cleofus1]

6. i know i need professional help

that yeasty mass right in front of the big red cheese looks like bob hope with a deformed penis....

[TaleWgnDg]

7. Ummmmm . . . a yeast Rorschach test?!! Eeeewwww. n/t

[LaraMN]

8. Yikes. That's gonna require the ten day treatment. n/m

[gmoney]

9. I, for one, AM astonished...

:wow:

[cleofus1]

10. the story

http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/oddball/


written by Otto Binder and drawn by Pete Costanza. It opens on Billy Batson in his basement, fooling around with a chemistry set:


BILLY BATSON: It's fun to experiment with chemicals! Chemistry is one of the most important of the sciences!
Billy's experimentation is interrupted by the delivery of a package from the Acme Chemical Company. It contains a bottle of a complicated reagent labeled "Enzyme 'Y'". Billy is confused - he never ordered any chemicals from anyone - until he examines the address on the package's label. It was mistakenly delivered to him; it really belongs to William Watson, a real chemist who just happens to live around the corner from Billy. Helpfully, the boy personally takes the bottle of chemicals to his scientist-neighbor, who is pleased to receive it:


WILLIAM WATSON: The enzyme! Ah, I've been waiting for it! I can't finish my great new experiment without it! You see, I am trying to make a new kind of activated yeast! Yeast is useful in many industries, like the manufacture of vinegar and the making of bread! I put the enzyme in! An enzyme is a catalyst, which makes other chemicals react faster! Now maybe my yeast will multiply the way I want!
Wishing his new friend good luck, Billy heads home, but when he hears the chemist's cry for help, he speaks the magic word "Shazam" and, with a burst of lightning, he transforms into his squinty-eyed, superheroic alter-ego, Captain Marvel! Flying back to Mr. Watson's laboratory, he finds the place engulfed in yeast:

[johnnie]

14. That's one of the funniest things I have seen here in a while

:thumbsup:

[TankLV]

15. Captain has a nice butt!

[Tom Kitten]

16. I noticed that

The black guy in the background has nice eyes, too!