Tell us one of your dirty little secrets

[yvr girl]

I am prone to getting LOUD (OMG, is she choking?!) hiccups. And when I'm really laughing I am mostly silent punctuated by a 'Pekingese with asthma' sound.

There it is - my secrets are out. ;-)

[BlueIris]

1. I...er...um...will concede...under duress...

that I once thought Bush had a good ass.

[spacelady]

67. OK, well no not okay, but OK, how is that workin' out for ya? Sorry.

[liberaltrucker]

72. Eeeeewww....

[Droopy]

2. I severely vandalized someone's car when I was 17

I totally fucked that car up. I didn't get caught. That's right. I'm a fugitive.

I was a punk until I turned 20. Then I was certifiably insane until I was 29. I did a lot of stupid shit from about age 15-29.

[obxhead]

12. mmmmm

ditto

[progmom]

3. i like a lot of very questionable music

:hi:

[bliss_eternal]

5. For instance?

:P

[sundog]

6. funny you should post this

i was just gonna change my sig to "i have shitty taste in music"

:wtf:

no, i would not lie about something like that

[progmom]

8. i think we are some kind of cosmic siblings

:pals:

[sundog]

9. interesting thought...

separated at birth

hehe... well i was adopted... so ya never know :D

[progmom]

19. not exactly what i meant

but that works too! ;)

[sundog]

20. voodoo siblings then

:D

[xmas74]

47. I do too.

I have to join that club

[tjwmason]

55. Don't we all.

In fact mine goes right beyond questionable to down-right crap.

But I do balance that with some of the most exquisite sounds which humanity has ever produced (as I'm sure do you).

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. OK , you want secrets....well, baby...I've got them..but not for long!

I really detest people who are late....

But I'm always pushing the envelope to see how late I can be and still get wherever on time...

However, I am usually on time....there it is....my former secret!

AND are you sure that you told us ALL?

Hmmm???


:shrug: :loveya: :pals:

[johnnie]

7. Okay I'll admit it

I was the one on the grassy knoll in Dallas. Is that good enough for you!!!!!! :cry:

[u4ic]

10. I have a disco album

that I listen to every so often...

[sundog]

11. sometimes i post without my socks on

:blush:

[MrScorpio]

13. I have a lead foot

And its gotten me in trouble more than once

[TroubleMan]

16. same here

nt.

[nytemare]

57. I don't like to drive slow!

LOL. I am with you there. I drive fast, but I don't drive like an ass, cutting people off. When there is traffic, I just pass the ones who don't go with the flow. If there is no traffic, and I am on a highway, there I go.

I don't speed in neighborhoods or school zones, though. Highways and interstates, well....

:hi:

[ofrfxsk]

14. I once cried my way out of a speeding ticket

My favorite movie of all time is Liar, Liar. C'mon it's fucking hysterical!

[sendero]

65. I've never..

.... cried my way out of a ticket, but Liar, Liar is freaking hysterical for sure :)

[TroubleMan]

15. I once had sex on a spinning stage at a strip club in Okinawa

Actually....it was about 20 times over a year period.

The first time, you're pretty nervous.

[ofrfxsk]

17. I think I speak for everyone...

We must hear more about this, sir.

[TroubleMan]

22. It's called "The Stage"

It was pretty famous in Okinawa for a while.

They had strippers, and three out of every five (or sometimes only two), the DJ would say something. If you stood up you could do the stripper on stage. If more than one person stood up, you rolled this huge die, and whoever got the highest number got to...ahem...perform.

Condoms were mandatory, but I can't go into much detail beyond that without breaking the forum rules.

[yvr girl]

18. Stage?

Was there an audience?

[TroubleMan]

24. Yep....and usually guys from my unit

Me and one other guy from my company had the balls to get up there.

The only time that I wouldn't go up there, is on the rare time that the parents brought their kids there. I guess it was supposed to be sex education or something like that, but I couldn't volunteer then...it was just too weird. That only happened a couple of times, though.

[yvr girl]

25. Kids?

Parents took their kids there? How young were they?

[TroubleMan]

28. Some of the natives would take kids there, yes

They were about junior high age.

I can't judge them...it's a different culture, and the Japanese are much more open about sex than we are. However....it did make me feel a little weird.

I was told by a friend who dated one of the strippers, that it was run by the Yakuza, but I never confirmed it.

[Wapsie B]

32. Wow, what a wild story!

n/t

[TroubleMan]

33. It's actually pretty common....almost a rite of passage at one point

When in Okinawa you go see the banana show, and go to The Stage....now not everybody gets up on the stage.

LOL....on like my second night in Okinawa, me and my buddy went to the banana show. He got so drunk that he got up and tried to do the banana lady on stage....this is funny for two reasons:

1. She was over 60.

2. He was so drunk he couldn't get it up.

......

That was my second night in a year-long wild ride.

However, I don't want to act like Okinawa is all about drinking and sex....it's a very beautiful island with a great culture and history. It's interesting and fun without all the crazy stuff I did....and I've been told they shut down The Stage :(.

I think Oki is rated the second best place to scuba dive in the world....the reefs there and the aquatic wildlife are absolutely stunning. I don't want people to get the wrong impression from all my crazy antics 9 years ago.

[Wapsie B]

34. I would love to see it someday.

Okinawa does sound very nice. Too bad about The Stage though. It'd been cool just to be there and watch. That wold be crazy enough for me most days.

[Tom Kitten]

21. I'm kinda off the wall...

other than that I'm pretty much normal...

I do recall waking up one morning with a wedding ring on, though...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Hm, my dear Tom Kitten...

A wedding ring....

Care to enlarge on this? Inquiring minds and all that....PM if you prefer, my dear...

:shrug:

:loveya:

[LaraMN]

23. When I was 19, I posed for a calendar

of somewhat-scantily-clad women with firearms. I have never told ANYONE about it. I am a pacifist and I've never fired a gun in my life. Every time I come across my copies of pictures from the shoot, I get embarrassed even though no one else is around. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I wasn't as politically active then. It was the Clinton years. :hide: :scared:

Now I'm going to hit "post" before I chicken out, so you can all laugh at me.

[chknltl]

26. Links?????? nt

[LaraMN]

29. fat chance!

[ofrfxsk]

31. No one knows what they're doing at 19

I wouldn't feel too bad about it. We all do things we're ashamed of. The things we berate ourselves with go right under the radar of others most of the time.

[Tafiti]

39. Come on.

What a teaser. You can't just throw out a story like that, and expect nobody to ask for some evidence. I demand evidence, and I believe I speak for every man here when I say that.

If you want me to beg, I'm not ashamed. I'll do it.

[LaraMN]

60. I am LMAO!

I couldn't post them if I wanted to (which I DON'T!!!) as I don't have a scanner. You'll have to use your imagination. :P

[Wapsie B]

61. Darn.

I was ready to beg too. :evilgrin:

[Tafiti]

66. Well, do what you can.

Get a scanner, whatever you need to do.

I don't expect you to post them for all to see, but just so you know, the PM option is always available. Just sayin'...

[LaraMN]

68. You are incorrigible!

:spank:

[liberaltrucker]

73. Ah. Stacked and Packed

The only thing good about Liddy:)

[5thGenDemocrat]

27. I like Broadway musicals

And I eat tuna fish straight out of the can.
John
Chicken noodle soup, too.

[QueenJane94133]

35. I Love Broadway Musicals Too, It's Required!

Otherwise they take away your Gay Memebership Club.....

[5thGenDemocrat]

37. Okay, that would be my other dirty secret

I'm not gay.
John
I'm not even particularly cheerful.

[BlueIris]

36. Wait--this thread is for *actual* dirty secrets?

Okay.

Well, I--don't have so many of those.

Except maybe that back in the days when I cared about sex, I was really, really good at that oral part of it. Unbeknownst to anyone except my partners.

[fujiyama]

38. I'm a closet Bushevik

and freeper.

:silly:

[WCGreen]

40. Well there was frank....

I was sooo Drunk....

[friesianrider]

41. You would not BELIEVE my dirty little secret - it's VERY bad.

But if I told you, I'd have to kill you. :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

42. Try me.

I can believe almost anything people do. :evilgrin:

[BlueIris]

43. Yes, I'd believe it!

PM me if you have to.

[Wapsie B]

51. Yeah me too.

[flvegan]

50. Oh, c'mon. Whisper it in my ear. I won't tell anyone.

[Maine Mary]

44. I always get this bizarre fear that I will

do something COMPLETELY innappropriate while speaking in public. And since I had to do alot of public speaking in my former job, it was pretty bad. :-(

[yvr girl]

45. I know the daytime crowd is really

dirty. You MUST have secrets.

[Darth_Kitten]

46. I like corn.

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

48. I once wrote erotica that was left accidentally & read by men at work.

Work was a company that ran softball leagues for city recreation departments; the office was a small cinder block building sitting between two softball fields. I didn't know there was something wrong with the printer - every time someone printed something, the next time something was printed, the machine first printed another copy of what was printed last.

I had typed out and printed a dream I had, a delicious, wonderful dream of longing for my oldest and dearest best friend, who by then was out of my life. To anyone who enjoys fine erotica, it wasn't all that great. It was just for myself, to remember the dream (as if I could forget). But to a bunch of guys who ran around with laminated cards in their wallets bearing all the slang terms for "penis" in the world, and who asked me to judge between the two finalists in a Playboy baseball-card titty contest, it was apparently fabulous. :eyes:

I was slightly embarrassed, yes. :blush:

[Z_I_Peevey]

49. I don't have dirty little secrets, I have

big, florid, Southern, granny-in-the-attic secrets. And they're going to the grave with me.

[ZombieNixon]

52. I sleepwalk when I'm drunk.

That pales in comparison with some things I've read in this thread.

[NewJeffCT]

53. when i was 6 or 7 years old

I stole a pack of football cards because i saw that OJ Simpson was the top card in the pack!

[Left Is Write]

54. My secrets are all very clean.

[Arugula Latte]

56. One time? At band camp?

Kidding ... I don't own a flute! ;)

[nytemare]

58. I voted for a Republican congressional candidate.

The Dem candidate was really a putrid, snooty, hoity-toity, bitch woman who looked too much like the Joker, not that I don't like Jack Nicholson. It was at a time that Dems had a stronghold on congress anyway, and I could just not bring myself to vote for the wench, even though she was a dem.

[In_The_Wind]

59. you seem to really really want to know ... so

I never fall out of love.

If you've ever been in my heart ... you always will be.

so there ...

[enigmatic]

62. I'm not as enigmatic as I like to think I am

Must be getting mellower as I age..

[stlsaxman]

63. Never ever told anyone this...

But I've never, ever dated a right-handed woman. Being left handed myself, it's always the first thing (or last thing) I notice about prospective mates.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

64. i like skunk smell ....from a distance

[HEyHEY]

69. I was in your area today

There's a killer PIzza place on davie and homer... mmmmmmmm

[yvr girl]

70. I don't live downtown

What's it called?

[HEyHEY]

71. no idear