a mass of keys should never be worn as a fashion accessory

[sundog]

around one's waist

:rant:

[progmom]

1. too true

too true....



i'm against masses of keys as bracelets, too.

[sundog]

2. oh yes!

look at me! i am the masterlocker lockermaster

[billyskank]

3. I Must Be Very Important

because otherwise, why would I have so many keys?

[progmom]

4. i can unlock stuff!

it makes me very important.
these keys give me the power to haughtily avoid eye-contact with customers. because, you see, i am important. see? i have keys.

[jeff30997]

7. Are you a prison guard ?

:)

[sundog]

10. yes, she keeps me locked in an attic & doesn't feed me

:(

[progmom]

11. you want i should lock you up?

[sundog]

12. yes, i'm sure he wants you should lock him up

[progmom]

13. he strikes me as that sort

always has.

[graywarrior]

5. It's a tough guy biker thing where I come from

[Blue-Jay]

6. What if you're a janitor?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

8. Maybe janitors can be excused?

[sundog]

9. i talking when someone is NOT at work

[RazzleCat]

14. But wait, thats me

I work in construction, and um I have keys to all construction gates and sites my company is currently active on. I spend a large chunk of my day unlocking, sites, gear boxes, handing out heavy equipment keys, and gee, keys are my main fashion accessory, and I tuck them into the waist band of my jeans to keep them handy. Honest it's not a power thing, its just that we have to keep people off the sites, we have environmental issues (mold, lead, asbestos) on some sites, so they have to be gated up for everyones safety. With access given only to those who are properly trained and equipped to enter. I have sites in demo, can't let people in with out hard hats and safety goggles, once again it's safety now power. We have theft issues, if I don't collect all heavy equipment keys, I promise you something will "leave" in the night. Gear boxes have thousands of dollars worth of equipment in them, and if not secured they will become empty. It's not a power thing, it's common sense. So don't pick on me because I have keys all over me.

[undeterred]

15. they look cool on mailmen

when they're working

[Cannikin]

16. I thought it was a lesbian thing. Maybe just here in Arkansas