Since Its Mrs Matcom's Birthday, should I....

[matcom]

Poll question: Since Its Mrs Matcom's Birthday, should I....

I'm just not sure how to properly celebrate :shrug:

[sundog]

1. take her to a strip club

AFTER she cleans the house :thumbsup:

:P

[matcom]

2. well shit

when is she gonna have time for the laundry?

[sundog]

3. just drop the fur coats off at the cleaners

she can pay for it out of her allowance money

btw - happy b-day MrsM :party:

:toast:

[matcom]

4. can't

the kids are wearing them to the mall to loiter

[sundog]

8. sweet!

just make sure they knock down the old ladies & steal their prosthetic legs while they're at it

you can get a good dime for those at the pawn shop

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Thank you

For the birthday wishes...i cleaned the house and did the laundry yesterday...Strip club here I come!!! Wonder if the guys will let me swipe my ATM card as a tip?? :D

[nickgutierrez]

5. I think #2 is the obvious answer here.

Fun for the whole family!

(Or not.)

[progmom]

6. Mrs Matcom is such a lucky woman

:thumbsup:

[Mrs.Matcom]

12. Ain't I

Just sooooo lucky??? :eyes:

[progmom]

13. happy birthday!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

7. R.O.F.L.M.F.A.O.!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[yvr girl]

9. If she works in the kitchen will you let her use

your mixer?

[Mrs.Matcom]

14. Good Lord!!

Are you kidding me?? I'm lucky if I am allowed to wear shoes in the kitchen!! He won't let me near the mixer, unless it is to wash it after he has used it!! :D

[yvr girl]

17. But it's your birthday!

Matcom is just MEAN. x(

BTW, big, hot lesbian happy birthday kiss :*

....no wait - that's for Matcom's birthday :P

[hyphenate]

10. How about surprise her

with a greyhound? :)

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. oooooo

Now we are talking!! Thanks for the reminder!! :hi:

[hyphenate]

18. You're more than welcome

Happy Birthday, BTW!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Other: Give her a birthday kiss from me.

And use tongue - I would.

:*:party:

[Coventina]

19. What?!?!? No "Potty Cake" this year? What a rip-off!!

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

20. depends if that nooner is a 3-way or not

:shrug:

[marzipanni]

21. Other.

(you :hurts:) ; Mrs.Matcom :party:!!!
Happy Birthday, Mrs. Matcom!

[SarahB]

22. Give her an afternoon with your snorkel on.

:yoiks:

By the way, Happy Birthday, Mrs. Matcom! :party: :woohoo: