I need some jokes to send my mom, who reads them to sr citizens

[Glenda]

Do you know any that are clean, for the most part?

:hi:

[jpgray]

1. Here's one

A husband and wife are having a baby delivered. The doctor tells them of a new medical machine that can transfer portions of the pain of labor from the baby's mother to the baby's father. The husband says: "All right, let's give it a shot." The doc turns on the machine to transfer 10% of the pain. The husband says: "Crank it up! I feel fine." The doctor looks puzzled, but the amount of transferred pain is raised to 50%. Hubby says: "Switch it to the max! This isn't bad at all!" The doctor raises the pain transfer machine to 100%, and a beautiful bouncing baby is born with no trouble, and with little to no pain for the mother. When they arrive home from the hospital, they find the mailman dead on the front porch.