I think I am going to be banged soon.

[Sugar Smack]

:hide:

[nytemare]

1. By whom??

That is the question.

[Name removed]

3. Deleted message

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[nytemare]

7. Eeek.

Not good!

[DS1]

12. whoa!

coooll!

:bounce:

[jpgray]

2. I predict this thread will receive replies (nt)

[asthmaticeog]

4. Have you got odds on how many posts before the lock? n/t

[jpgray]

6. Well, I could get it locked myself

But I'm a good boy.

[Sugar Smack]

13. Deleted message

name removed

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[sundog]

19. it appeals to base instincts of the masses...

animals, each and every one of them

not me, of course

i'm far too civilized to engage in such nonsense :P

[SoCalDem]

5. are you a gong?

Bang A Gong (Get It On)
T. Rex

Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Chorus:
Get it on, bang the gong , get it on
Get it on, bang the gong, get it on

You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
You're an untamed youth that's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're windy and wild, you've got the blues in your shoes and your
stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're dirty and sweet, clad in black, don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
You dance when you walk so let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

[ovidsen]

15. Uh oh... flashback!

Remembering Marc Bolan and T. Rex doing this live. Auditorium Theater, Chicago, Oct. 1973. Pulverizing. Too bad he died.

[no name no slogan]

8. I plead the 5th.

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

9. It was mostly a really nice day today

I had all my windows open. I want to enjoy our two weeks of moderate weather this year. :dunce:

[no name no slogan]

10. Agreed about the weather

It was a beautiful day! Windows open, top down, etc.

BTW, I'm talking to Stefania (aka Sugar Smack) right now, and she says :loveya:

[jpgray]

11. OK, now you say that I say

:loveya:

And to make it like playing "telephone," make sure you add something bizarre. Like "he had a parka on and a black cardboard archbishop's hat with a green fuzz skull and crossbones."

[Sugar Smack]

14. Bizarre:

Well, I've decided I like horseradish, and I've also decided that that makes me a mature person. I think that I can no longer play with the likes of children around here because my tastes have expanded and left little room for the anthropoid rabble.

"I'm leaving DU" under the guise of charity & sophistication.

And with a milk mustache.

[jpgray]

18. You will have left an intoxicating legacy in this thread

DUers will wonder for years after what manner of shaitan's bargain you had with the admins to keep this thread from being locked. :D

[no name no slogan]

20. Well, I was talkin' to Chuck

I was talkin’ to Chuck in his genghis khan suit
And his wizard’s hat
He spoke of his movie and how he was makin’
A new sound track

[Wapsie B]

16. Huh?

:shrug:

Ummm, I may be pretty dense when it comes to women but.......

[Zuni]

17. ...

:shrug:

??

[Sugar Smack]

21. Zuni, you of all people

should recognize a little irony when it smacks you in your cute little butt! Levity, dearest! I am only kidding, and I love you with all my heart! :D :loveya:

PS- listening to the Pixies right now-"Alec Eiffel"- and it's making me crazy! I love it!

[no name no slogan]

22. For those of you playing along at home

"Alec Eiffel"

Pioneer of aerodynamics
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
they thought he was real smart alec
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
he thought big they called it a phallic
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
they didn't know he was panoramic
little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
keeping low doesn't make no sense
sometimes people can be oh so dense
they didn't want it but he built it anyway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
keeping low don't make sense
keeping low doesn't make no-sense
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
little eiffel stands in the archway
oh alexander i see you beneath
the archway of aerodynamics.

[bridgit]

23. THAT'S IT!! if you get banded then i'm leaving too...

this is a bunch of fucking bullshit why i never in all my...oh...wait a sec; SugarSmack!! you're getting "banged"!?! why honey that's fantastic news...i think, yes?

:hide: :loveya: O8)

[JimmyJazz]

24. I hope she's not expecting anything from me in a few days.

*nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

[bridgit]

25. *know wha'da mean*

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

26. * say no more, say no more *

"Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?"